North Korea vs Brazil

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  1. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    The world... taking down north korea 12 men at a time...
     
  2. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    I'm either not getting this, or it's fucked up.
     
  3. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    put it this way, the game won't be aired in NK if NK don't win
     
  4. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    dont speak to soon
     
  5. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    They'll have a new team for the next game ;p
     
  6. losty

    losty losty2010

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    NK actually did alright, I was impress
     
  7. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Boring.

    If Brazil. A world cup winning side can't put 4 or more goals in against a minnows we're fucked for the rest of the tournament.

    I'm supporting Germany now.
    World war or no world war. THEY can score bare.
     
  8. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    calm down, its only everyones first game, their nervous and dont want to lose. trust me, there will be plenty more goals to come.
     
  9. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Yeah i know.
    But in years past. You've had atleast more free flowing football.
    So far it's just been stop start, front to back football.

    This is the world stage for showcasing the world's best and atm it's like going to see Bromley FC.
     
  10. DamageCase7

    DamageCase7 Better off dead.

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    Those industrial little fellows were fucking quality.
     
  11. PostmanPat

    PostmanPat I'll cum in your arse.

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    I agree.

    Yeah, I reckon it has something to do with the ball too. Players keep overhitting passes due to how the light the fucking thing is. Only team I have seen that's dealt with it well is Italy so far
     
  12. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    thanks for turning what i set out to be a joke about kim jong il having the national team killed for loosing into another gay football thread
     
  13. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    That's cus they're all secretly women

    have you seen the names of the S. Korean team - honestly there's no original names anymore:


    South Korea squad:
    Goalkeepers: Kim Young-Kwang (Ulsan), Lee Woon-Jae (Suwon), Jung Sung-Ryong (Seongnam).
    Defenders: Kim Dong-Jin (Ulsan), Kim Hyung-Il (Pohang), Oh Beom-Seok (Ulsan), Lee Young-Pyo (Al Hilal), Lee Jung-Soo (Kashima Antlers), Cha Du-Ri (SC Freiburg), Cho Yong-Hyung (Jeju), Kang Min-Soo (Suwon);
    Midfielders: Ki Sung-Yong (Celtic), Kim Bo-Kyung (Oita), Kim Nam-Il (Tom Tomsk), Kim Jae-Sung (Pohang), Kim Jung-Woo (Gwangju), Lee Chung-Yong (Bolton), Park Ji-Sung (Manchester United);
    Forwards: Park Chu-Young (AS Monaco), Ahn Jung-Hwan (Dalian Shide), Lee Seung-Ryul (Seoul), Yeom Ki-Hun (Suwon), Lee Dong-Guk (Jeonbuk)
     
  14. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Should have been more clearer!!!!!!!! :saber:
     
  15. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    someone posted this up on sickipedia earlier:

    I dunno what you lot are talking about. Korea are 6-0 up here in Pyongyang.
     
  16. luciduk

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    they played really well to be fair... they could have even pulled off a draw

    ---------- Post added at 00:36 ---------- Previous post was at 00:33 ----------

    yeah man, ask me they used to score better in the 60s with a bit of pig skin!! fuck all this scientific research into footballs its making the game too mechanical
     
  17. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    My mate told me an interesting lil anecdote about N. Korea. This is essentially what he said:

    "As it's like a communist state or whatever, they all have to share food and shit right. So an average person in N. Korea is 3.5 inches shorter than a S. Korean, cus they all malnutritioned init"
     
  18. groelle

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    hhaha ^^^ the funniest anecdote i have to share about nk is.... did you saw the korean fans?!?!

    the government had to pay chinese people to go to southafrica and support the nk team, cause you arent allowed to leave the country as a fellow north korean ...

    that made my evening yesterday. couldnt stop laughing at those chinese waving north korean flags in kim jongs favour :D
     
  19. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    did anybody else see the sign that read "kim jong il thinks i am at work"

    absolutely amazing
     
  20. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    LOL seriously? hahaha that guys getting shot when he gets home