No #1 tip for fat people

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  1. Forau

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    Raves.

    Like 8 hours of constant cardio and general activity. Combine that with moderate amphetamine use and you got you gotta be shedding the pounds, surely?

    I type this whilst pretty blitzed and eating mini chedders.
     
  2. Forau

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    Barbecue ones.
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Tried it doesn't work. You end up making up for it when you're in recovery mode. Same principle for coke.



    Like your choice of snack. Mini Cheddars are very moreish.
     
  4. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    If you've got the money and ear protection for it, sure
     
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    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Coke actually is not a bad idea, doing small amounts isn't going to give you any hangover
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Good for toothache as well..

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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Never thought of making wine with it though.

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  8. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    This thread's got me hungry
     
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    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    This threads got me wanting to fiend.
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    my main tip for fat people is stop eating that fucking shit. it makes you fat. it doesnt apply to me, obviosly. because im aquaman.
     
  11. Forau

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    But surely it'd be pretty easy to take it easy on the fat intake when your in recovery mode?

    Sure most of us go mental with the food on recovery after a messy weekend, but doesnt mean it has to be fatty unhealthy food.
     
  12. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i went raving all night once and walked home pulling my jeans up, cerially

    i can drop weight easy though, its hard putting it on.
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    nobody eats fking radishes and selleri on a sunday if thats what you mean. nobody.
     
  14. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    stop eating is the best choice....either that or just snorting loads of speed. ive known a few girls that done that. pretty gross when i look back on it.
     
  15. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    Ask Norman cook.
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    theres a parkinsons medicine that attacks your nervous system and makes you sweat and shake constantly, you actually lose weight whilst a sleep on that stuff. i couldnt do it though, it sounds good but im already shakey and nervous and sweaty, if it gets any worse im pretty sure ill explode.
    not eating and speed sounds good but trust me, its not. your brain will be running on empty pretty soon, a machine needs something as fuel, it cant run on air and false expectations, at least not for 27 + hours.
     
  17. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    just get yourself some aids. that will knock the pounds right off.






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  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    its true, hiv does give you a great figure, and long as you remember to take your pills, you live fairly long as well. only you cant have that much sex, using your new found beauty (which i think this whole exercise is about to begin with anyway) on account of aids being lethal and illegal and very uncomfortable and that so the point is kind of moot. i know a girl with the hiv, shes goregeous, and her self esteem is kind of shot, so it would be easy peasy chinesy to score a bad case of shite-for-blood from her, which ive had to stop myself from doing once or twice
     
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  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    also, my tip to fat people is go be fat somewhere else. but im pretty darn pasty myself, so i say we unite, and march. for glory. we should have some kind of greeting too, like... stick your arm out, hand extended, indicating your cholesterol is THAT high. that should be our greeting. and be anti juice. you feeling this? its money right?
     
  20. Forau

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    Yeah but if your trying to lose weight it shouldnt be too hard to avoid shit like kebabs etc when your recovering.

    Just have pasta or chicken or something.