Nissin Microwave Noodles = Worse than getting peed on by R Kelly.

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  1. P255

    P255 Member

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    So, this brand has ONE good flavor. Thai Peanut, because the Liquid Seasoning is actually liquid and has peanuts. I tried another flavor though, Meat Sauce with Tomato Paste or something. The first thing that got me was they had a bag called 'premium ingredients' so I figured, OK I should put that in. I put it in and it's fucking sun-dried tomato flakes. :mrpanic: I automatically dump them out and cook the noodles for two minutes. After I drain the noodles there are two bags to put left in, seasoning powder, which looked like paprika in a bag, and some shit called 'Liquid Seasoning' which was a piece of some random shit that was hard. If that's liquid, then Fred V must be Jump Up. After I finished scowling at it, I decided to try it, and it tastes like Chow Mein. How does that even work? I guess I'll order pizza.
     
  2. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    Well I must say how very very brool, thanks for the story co!
     
  3. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Sounds like you need super noodles in your life mate.
     
  4. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Trapped in the closet WITH NOODLES????????
     
  5. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    If your shitty instant noodles are anything at all like ours, that bag of "seasoning" is pure monosodiumglutamate and the "liquid seasoning" is more palm oil than anything else, both are ingredients that are dirt cheap, make your brain go "MOARZOMG!!1!" and your digestive tract go "what in the motherfuck how do you suggest I digest this shit smartass?!!" meaning it all bunches up inside your body eventually forming lumps that can turn into cancer.

    I'll just leave that there.
     
  6. Kobi

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    What do you expect? They are noodles that you put in the microwave. Get some plain noodles and season them yourself in a wok/pan, won't take 5 minutes
     
  7. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    What a gourmet..complaining about that crap and then ordering a pizza..probably brought by some sikh:lol:
     
  8. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    That was such an riveting story i had to sniff a line of coke of my SARS infested Chinese takeaway driver's face to finish it.
     
  9. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Sikh's are faaar too proud to deliver pizza. Get to know Deegun.




    Anyway noodles take about three minutes to cook and frying mushrooms and onions takes less than that so what the fuck is going in Florida and elsewhere that makes people opt for the fast food version? Are you like 20 stone and really lazy P255?
     
  10. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    just lol at title :)
     
  11. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Maybe in your country but not where I live. Did you ever leave England? :teeth:
    They even sell used cars over here.
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    they sell used cars everywhere deegun its not just england. ffs. jeez.
     
  13. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    You already drunk Karl? :teeth:

    Jaro told me Sikhs are far too proud to deliver pizza..they certainly are a proud bunch but not in Germany. They do deliver pizza AND sell used cars over here..yagetzme?
     
  14. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    From noodles to racism in just a handful of posts.
     
  15. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Oh camaaan..
     
  16. JaceWzu

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    Man you know what that's like? Easy Mac. The regular old cheese is deeeeelish... and the Easy Mac Carbonara is fucking FOUL!
     
  17. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Maccheroni and cheese is rape of italian culture. Whoever is responsible should rot in hell!

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    ^^
     
  18. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    the 48p pot noodles out of lidl are fan fucking tastic. when they say its tomato and beef you can actually taste it!. i also like the fact i get an extra pea in the lidle potnoodle than the regular pot noodles
     
  19. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    reading this thread has given me diabetes