nigerians are now "FBI"

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by spiderfran286, Dec 13, 2010.

  1. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    just got this in my junk folder. classic

    "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
    INTERNATIONAL MONETARY DIVISION
    J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING,
    WASHINGTON, DC USA


    ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

    This e-mail has been issued to you in order to Officially inform you that we
    have completed an investigation on an International Payment in which was
    issued to you by an International Lottery Company located in Manchester,
    United Kingdom. With the help of our newly developed technology (International
    Monitoring Network System) we discovered that your e-mail address was
    automatically selected by a newly introduced Online Balloting System, this has
    legally won you the sum of $3,000,000.00 US Dollars.

    The name of the Lottery Company in which presently owes you the sum of
    $3,000,000.00 US Dollars is- Alliance Global Lottery Company. They ran an
    Internet Balloting system which automatically selects e-mail addresses all
    over the world, this system selects alphabets and numbers automatically and
    once it has gathered several alphabets, it then randomly selects domains. In
    this case, your e-mail address was one of the lucky winners.

    Alliance Global Lottery Company placed an advert on their local TV stations,
    Radio stations, Websites and even hand bills. Due to the advertisement, your
    e-mail address must have been compromised which has caused you to receive a
    lot of unsolicited e-mails. We have placed a law suit against the Lottery
    Company claiming that you were never paid the sum of $3,000,000.00 US Dollars,
    they have hereby pleaded and requested that the Federal Bureau of
    Investigation should contact you on their behalf to immediately proceed
    towards sending the winner its legal prize as stated above.

    Due to the pressure from the Federal Bureau of Investigation placed upon
    Alliance Global Lottery, they have deposited the sum of $3,000,000.00 US
    Dollars at a bank located in USA and the name of the bank is- Center State
    Bank. The account has been setup as an International Account and presently
    holds the balance as stated above, therefore the funds shall be delivered to
    you in form of a Wire Transfer. You are hereby required to immediately contact
    your appointed agent with the following information requested below:

    FULL NAME:
    AGE:
    ADDRESS:
    CITY:
    STATE:
    ZIP CODE:
    HOME PHONE NUMBER:
    CELL / MOBILE PHONE NUMBER:
    CURRENT OCCUPATION:

    You are required to immediately contact your agent with the above requested
    details and send the information to the following information below:

    CONTACT AGENT DETAILS BELOW:

    CONTACT AGENT NAME: Barrack Williams

    CONTACT AGENT E-MAIL: fbiwinningagentbarrackwiliams@gala.net

    Once you contact the agent stated above, he shall contact you back with
    further instructions on how to proceed with your transaction. The Federal
    Bureau of Investigation has authorized you to proceed as we guarantee maximum
    assurance that your funds will be released and transferred to you without any
    further delay.

    Yours Sincerely,
    FBI Director,
    Robert S. Mueller III,"

    amazing....
     
  2. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    haha someone went to some real effort there.



    HALLOO SAR!!!
     
  3. Monkey spasm

    Monkey spasm Member

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    Dunno about you but i'd send him all the information he requires and get that 3 million soon as. Wish i was that lucky ....
     
  4. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    yeah all you have to do is give them your bank details fran and they'll give you 3 million!
     
  5. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I usually send back pictures of Hitler but they don´t reply :(
     
  6. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Haha, massive thing out there called Scam Baiting, been looking into it for a while.
    You act like a mug and pretend youve fallen for it, you can con them back, out of almost anything. For example "It costs £670 to raise my incoming transaction limit, i do not have this money, sorry to waste your time".

    1 week later you have the money, and then inform them that theyre mugs,
    ;)
    Works more often than youd think.

    Ive never really bothered to try it, but apparently it works, haha.
     
  7. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I can see that working! :teeth: