Nice little old lady Liar!

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  1. Skuff

    Skuff Well-Known Member

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    So just had a nice little old lady knock on the door and say 'here is a leaflet for a Christian convention, we'd like to see you there' Then she walks off. Me being me I took the leaflet, opened it, and in big letters inside it says Jehovah's Witness convention! I mean wtf? They've even got the old people lying now to push their stuff on you?*

    Each to there own and all that, doesn't matter to me what other people's beliefs are etc, but I'm pretty sure lying is wrong whatever religion you are.*

    In hindsight I shouldn't of chased after her and flying drop kicked her to the back of the head, but was principles involved
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    u shud of said....

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    and then u shud of sang...



    an prayed to the south.
     
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    Should have started barking at the door, scratching at it, put on a high pitched voice "stop it boy stop, shit he's out of control", threw the door wide open, run around in the front garden on all fours barking, run back in. Then approached the door as if nothing has happened and in the high pitched voice said "Sorry about the dog he gets a bit carried away, now how can I help you". Works a treat.
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    should have shown her your willy
     
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    what did she lie about? Jehovas witnesses are christians maaang
     
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    not really lying tho as they do believe in christ - so they are christian.
    just sayin
     
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    Like Ahmed said, she didn't lie.

    They are Christians...
     
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    Believe me I believe she was lying, all old people lie, its in their nature. If I had to guess I'd say she was a Nazi war criminal, shes done some extreme things that one. Go to the meet, see whats going down, none of this adds up, could be a den of depravity only a few are lucky to see in their lifetimes.
     
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    She said it was Christian convention. That was the lie. They may believe in the same God, but have completely different beliefs to your standard Christian. There like an evil right wing cult of Christianity
     
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    "Ahhhh Jehovah's. Hello how are you today? Please wait there, I'll get my brother, he is a Jehovah too"

    Shut door, see how long they stand there for.
     
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    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Muslims believe in Christ (just a bit differently but they believe he was a prophet)
     
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    About £30
     
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    They pray to the same god (just call him Jehovah) and have the same holy book.

    There are a slight few differences like they only use certain parts of the bible, go to pray somewhere different (They call it kindom something, hall maybe?) and don't celebrate easter (I don't think so anyway, pretty sure they don't believe in the trinity, therefore no holy ghost, which means no rebirth = no easter) but they are 100% Christians.

    No different from a Catholic knocking your door, talking about christianity. Would you count them as Christians?
     
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    Your making this up Borf, bloody Kingdom Hall
     
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    I hate JW´s. The other day they rang and had a child with them for public relations. Poor little thing looked really pissed off. The woman had an annoying voice and her speech was like she crawled out of some extraterrestrial rock that hit the earth half an hour ago.

    I was like..that kid looks sad.

    --SILENCE--
     
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    hey i wanna be drunk and listen to this song really loud on the roof
     
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    That's all well and good, but they are Jehovah Witnesses, they aren't your every day bog standard Christians. If its a Jehovah's witness convention, say that, don't try and trick people so they maybe listen a bit longer. It's pretty much like saying, I'm a dj, come to my new gig where I'll be mixing the latest filthy jump up, you then turn up to see me on a laptop with my latest copy of virtual DJ rinsing chart topping steps tunes. I'd still be a DJ, but it's not how I sold it to you