Next Time You Go Down On Her Just Remember

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  1. Dagz

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    MICHAEL DOUGLAS!


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    Jade Goodys ex must be shitting himself...
     
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    oh catherine... still would.
     
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    Wonder what Matt Damon has to say, aint he spent the last few months giving him blowies in the latest movies
     
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    he got hpv haha

    fucking americans
     
  6. Gumby

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    i dont understand why the media is carrying on about this. everyone knows the risks of unprotected sex ffs. thousands of women get cervical cancer for the same reason.
     
  7. Dagz

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    Gumby if you ever need anyone to give you some cervical cancer im always free on a sunday, I don't do a lot on sundays.
     
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    thanks dagz, but ive had the cervical cancer vaccination so it would be a waste of time :zest:
     
  9. Dagz

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    Damn, well you can always give me some cervical cancer :flowers:
     
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    and we wonder why most of the girls left the forum.lol
     
  11. Gumby

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    dagz has a cervix :D
     
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    in his fridge
     
  13. Dagz

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    next to the fireplace
     
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    Westwood bomb.wav
     
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  15. Dagz

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    Just for you Smarty


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    Like I didn't shout "DAD" to him while he was djing,

    20 minutes later he sneaked off out the back and that was the last I saw of him
     
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    so does this mean yes oral sex or no oral sex. confusing. come to think of it i dont care if your hair explodes, and your teeth turns to taffy. made my mind up when i was a young man. and pussy aint nothing but skin on the bone, you can fk it you can suck it and you can leave it alone haha. good work dagz, i can see you got the situation well in hand. ill be over here trying to figure out the alarm on this phone
     
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    Dagz for mod status imo.
     
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    mucous b2b discharge wiv mc secretion

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    didnt know a vaccination existed? so you cant get coldsores on your mooey anymore? because thats all hpv is right? which leads to the big C ?