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  1. Borf™

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    You know how it goes. Type the next sentence.

    "Woah, you're not coming near me with that" Javier exclaimed as the doctor leaned over with the alarmingly large instrument in his hand.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    his instrument confused javier! he had never seen one that purple before, especially as he was in a vet surgery waiting room!
     
  3. Borf™

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    "Look doctor, my hamster is the one in need of attention!" he shrieked in a panicked voice.
     
  4. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    but it was no use.... he could not resist an instrument so large!
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    he screamed as it was shoved viciously towards his rectum. but then suddenly before it was inserted the hamster has a seisure
     
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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    and the doctor retracted his instrument and got down on his hands and knees to administer...
     
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    his meat trunction, in a way only a
     
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    meat trunctioneer would truncion a trunctionee
     
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    the hamster said "wait!!!!!! fuck u!!! i'm an ant eater!" but the doctor continued to truncion!
     
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    Suddenly, Mrs Clarke, the overweight gargoyle of a women with with 20 chins barged in and exclaimed "He's here. He's outside."
     
  11. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    and the ghost of Raul Moat stood in the doorway with an evil grin and an even bigger instrument
     
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    ready to pounce to puncture any orrifice that stood in his way
     
  13. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    he even had a 4-10 shotgun with him... so when he was tired of fucking normal holes, he could blast a new one to fuck...
     
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    The fat lady tried telling him about gun safety, but it went in one ear and out the other. Suddenly, the police arrived with some fruit and veg
     
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    the fruits name was elton john and the veg was called steven hawkins, they brought em alone so they could...
     
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    richie_stix gomby plz

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    fuck the hole created in raol moats skull from the fat lady's words going in one ear and out the other...
     
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    But as Elton is about too insert, a hot blonde ghost walks in, hands reaching for his throat, with a candle buring out her arse and he goes mental, picking up the shotgun screaming 'die lady die lady die lady die!'
     
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    and Elton shoots for the ghost but ends up blowing a hole through the wall, screaming "Candle in the wind" he charges through the hole and...
     
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    landed in a sink full of dirty dishes. He splutters and looks up to hear a chubby woman say 'Well I never, just realised I've run out of Fairy and looky here.....'
     
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    ....theres a massive bender in my sink" she starting going bat shit crazy running round the room almost tripping over....