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Borf™

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You know how it goes. Type the next sentence.

"Woah, you're not coming near me with that" Javier exclaimed as the doctor leaned over with the alarmingly large instrument in his hand.
 

Teddy

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his instrument confused javier! he had never seen one that purple before, especially as he was in a vet surgery waiting room!
 

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But as Elton is about too insert, a hot blonde ghost walks in, hands reaching for his throat, with a candle buring out her arse and he goes mental, picking up the shotgun screaming 'die lady die lady die lady die!'
 

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and Elton shoots for the ghost but ends up blowing a hole through the wall, screaming "Candle in the wind" he charges through the hole and...
 

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landed in a sink full of dirty dishes. He splutters and looks up to hear a chubby woman say 'Well I never, just realised I've run out of Fairy and looky here.....'
 
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