news nomomomom fiszzle murj blapsin etc,,...

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  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Hi there, im moira stewart welcome to the foof news worldwide,
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    now we go to tom o'shay who is bringing us the latest toffee forecast, over to you tom..............




    "nomonomomononmmnonmnononnoneheheffffogogoononomomom"
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    thanks tom
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    now over to ian murkshore who is the general section, ian tell us whats been happening.........


    "dnb vs dubstep... aah i mean... how can you?.... fuck...man...its like....... but.... nah fuck it"
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    thanks ian for that informative insight into the general section...
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    on a lighter note we have a weather report from juan esponez in spain...juan....



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    thanks juan...???
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    swiftly moving onto our weekly mongoose report from daniel tugpants, daniel ...........




    thanks moira, there has been a steady flow of mongoose seen in the south west but this is predictable this time of the year as you all should know and they should be migrating to england in time for glastonbury, so all in all a good year for mongoose...
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    great news, thanks daniel ...
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    now onto to haiti with news from rodney zidaus, wagwaan wiv skibadee blud.............



    aaaw man, some jerk jus dropped sum rice and pea all over dee floor, hehehehehe mudda fuckin rusclart, ehehehe......
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    word homie,
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    now finally onto the big throbbing red erection forecast with Jedd House, Jedd .........



    ITS BIG ITS RED ITS GREEN A BIT TOOO, BIG WEEK FOR ERECTION MOIRA! WOOOOOOOH
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    Thanks jedd
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    That is all for tonight, bye bye
     
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    I fucking love you toejam

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    i actually pissed myself on the last bit hahahah
     
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    HEH HEH ME LIKEY

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    HAHAHAHAHAh that proper made me goose myself :2thumbs:
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    you do provide sum good waffle toejam!
    an i give u rep for that!lol
     
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    twas a bold effort thanks for drawing my attention to it. in particular i admire the large throbbing red erection forecast. makes lex steel look like a 3 yr old boy.
     
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    this is relevant to my interests
     
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    Missed this first time round! Excellent thread!
     
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    hahah cunny funt Richyrich ..i would of voted you best poster if i saw all these and me brown-noser ..

    bump any other toejam works of wonder ppl .:gang_bang