New Words for 2009

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  1. BeyondTherapy

    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    New Words for 2009


    * TESTICULATING.
    Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

    * BLAMESTORMING.
    Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
    Project failed, and who was responsible.

    * SEAGULL MANAGER.
    A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
    Then leaves.

    * ASSMOSIS.
    The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by
    sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

    * SALMON DAY.
    The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
    screwed and die.

    * CUBE FARM.
    An office filled with cubicles.

    * PRAIRIE DOGGING.
    When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and
    people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also
    applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

    * SITCOMs.
    Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn
    into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home
    with the kids or start a 'home business'.

    * SINBAD.
    Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

    * AEROPLANE BLONDE.
    One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

    * PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
    The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it
    to work again.

    * ADMINISPHERE.
    The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and
    file. Decisions that fall from the 'adminisphere' are often profoundly
    inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to
    solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded 'administrivia' - needless
    paperwork and processes.

    * 404.
    Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message '404 Not
    Found' meaning that the requested document could not be located.

    * OH - NO SECOND.
    That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
    Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

    * JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
    A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who
    works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges
    displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show
    their level of training.

    * GOING FOR A McSHIT.
    Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
    you're just going to the bog.(Loo) If challenged by a pimply staff member,
    your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known
    as a McShit with Lies.

    * MILLENNIUM DOMES.
    The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from
    The outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

    * AUSSIE KISS.
    Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

    * GREYHOUND.
    A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

    * SALAD DODGER.
    An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

    * SWAMP-DONKEY
    A deeply unattractive person.

    * MONKEY BATH .
    A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo!
    Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

    * MYSTERY BUS.
    The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
    Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so
    the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

    * MYSTERY TAXI.
    The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake
    up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your
    bed instead.

    * BEER COAT.
    The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise
    At 3:00am.

    * BEER COMPASS.
    The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze
    cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how
    you got here, and where you've come from.

    * BREAKING THE SEAL.
    Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After
    breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be
    required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

    * TART FUEL.
    Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

    * PICASSO BUM.
    A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
    Got 4 buttocks
     
  2. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    lol some of those are great..

    * SEAGULL MANAGER.
    A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and
    Then leaves.

    ahaha my boss
     
  3. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    Brilliant.

    Love the seagull manager, had one of them where i work.
     
  4. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    Haha, everyone has one!
     
  5. marcelkennard

    marcelkennard Storms comin in Annie

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    two double o nine an smichter
    blessington
     
  6. Prospekt

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    * PICASSO BUM.
    A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's
    Got 4 buttocks

    :D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  7. Lunos

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    hahaha excellent panty
     
  8. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    blowing up the richter, click click take a picture, and give it to ya sister :rinsed:
     
  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Yeh, my manager's a seagull manager too
     
  10. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    this ones old bra, love it tho!

    one that seems to have been missed is Snoutcast, someone who is banished outside for a fag