New Warning, for the lads

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  1. magpie

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    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman.

    Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called Beer.

    The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere.
    It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.

    Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

    A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer ......
    and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex !

    Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

    After several Beers , men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women, to whom they would never normally be attracted.

    After drinking Beer....

    Men often awaken with only.......
    "hazy memories"....... of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling, ''something bad'' occurred.

    At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as ''a relationship''. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as ''marriage''.

    Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

    If you fall victim to this ''Beer'' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

    For the support group nearest you, just look up 'football stadiums ' and other male dominated venues in the phone book!!
     
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    well i enjoyed it...
     
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    mmmmmmmm..... beer
     
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    See the women have got it all wrong.........it's all about GHB!
     
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    explains why me and peggy woke up top and tail:gun:
     
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    All she got to do is buy me another 6 pints and no matter how ugly she is I'll shag her anyway.

    We can get to know each other over 6 pints and talk about what we both want to and what we're into.
     
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    after 6 pints? thats all holmes?
     
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    beer binoculers are with out doubt one of the finer inventions of our lifetime.
     
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    love the beer goggles
     
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    On top of the others I've had in order to be talking to the ugly bitch in the first place.