GOING FOR A McSh*t >Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, >you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your >declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mcsh*t with >Lies. > >AEROPLANE BLONDE >One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. > >AUSSIE KISS >Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. > >BEER COAT >The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at >3 in the morning. > >BEER COMPASS >The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze >cruise, even though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you live, how you >got there, and where you've come from. > >BOBFOC >Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. > >BREAKING THE SEAL >Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking.After >breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be >required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. > >BRITNEY SPEARS >Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen". > >BRUCE LEE >Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip). > >BUDGIE'S TONGUE >The female erection. > >DRINK-LINK >A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common >to visit one before going out on the booze. > >ETCH-A-SKETCH >Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples >simultaneously. > >FLOGGING ON >Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites. > >SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTTT >The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed. > >GREYHOUND >A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. > >HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT >A vigorous masturbation session. > >JOHNNY-NO-STARS >A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works >in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying >stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of >training. > >MILLENNIUM DOMES >The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from >the outside, but there's actually fu(k-all in there worth seeing. > >MONKEY BATH >A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! >Aa!Aa!Aa!". > >MUMBLER >An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i. e. you can see the >'lips moving but can't quite make out what they're saying. > >MYSTERY BUS >The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet >after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the >pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. > >MYSTERY TAXI >The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, >whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed >instead. > >NELSON MANDELA >Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager). > >PEARL HARBOUR >Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out >there (there's a nasty nip in the air) > >PICASSO AR$E >A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 >buttocks. > >STARFISH TROOPER OR AR$ETRONAUT >A homosexual. > >SWAMP-DONKEY >A deeply unattractive woman. > >TART FUEL >Bottled Alcopops, e. g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women. > >TITANIC >A lady who goes down first time out. > >TODGER DODGER >A lesbian. > >UP ON BLOCKS >Menstruating i. e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g."I >don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks". > >WALLACE AND GROMIT >Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'. > >WYNONA RYDER >Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a >bottle of tart fuel please Doreen"