NEW SLANG DICTIONARY, 2003

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  1. klusta

    klusta Pulsar

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    GOING FOR A McSh*t
    >Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
    >you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your
    >declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mcsh*t with
    >Lies.
    >
    >AEROPLANE BLONDE
    >One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
    >
    >AUSSIE KISS
    >Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
    >
    >BEER COAT
    >The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at
    >3 in the morning.
    >
    >BEER COMPASS
    >The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze
    >cruise, even though you're too pi$$ed to remember where you live, how you
    >got there, and where you've come from.
    >
    >BOBFOC
    >Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
    >
    >BREAKING THE SEAL
    >Your first pi$$ in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking.After
    >breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be
    >required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
    >
    >BRITNEY SPEARS
    >Modern Slang for 'beers', e. g. "Couple of Britneys please, Doreen".
    >
    >BRUCE LEE
    >Erect nipple (as in, a hard Nip).
    >
    >BUDGIE'S TONGUE
    >The female erection.
    >
    >DRINK-LINK
    >A modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common
    >to visit one before going out on the booze.
    >
    >ETCH-A-SKETCH
    >Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples
    >simultaneously.
    >
    >FLOGGING ON
    >Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
    >
    >SSSSSSSSSSHHHH1111111111111TTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    >The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.
    >
    >GREYHOUND
    >A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
    >
    >HAND-TO-GLAND COMBAT
    >A vigorous masturbation session.
    >
    >JOHNNY-NO-STARS
    >A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works
    >in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying
    >stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of
    >training.
    >
    >MILLENNIUM DOMES
    >The contents of a Wonderbra, i. e. extremely impressive when viewed from
    >the outside, but there's actually fu(k-all in there worth seeing.
    >
    >MONKEY BATH
    >A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!
    >Aa!Aa!Aa!".
    >
    >MUMBLER
    >An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i. e. you can see the
    >'lips moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.
    >
    >MYSTERY BUS
    >The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet
    >after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the
    >pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
    >
    >MYSTERY TAXI
    >The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up,
    >whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed
    >instead.
    >
    >NELSON MANDELA
    >Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager).
    >
    >PEARL HARBOUR
    >Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbour out
    >there (there's a nasty nip in the air)
    >
    >PICASSO AR$E
    >A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4
    >buttocks.
    >
    >STARFISH TROOPER OR AR$ETRONAUT
    >A homosexual.
    >
    >SWAMP-DONKEY
    >A deeply unattractive woman.
    >
    >TART FUEL
    >Bottled Alcopops, e. g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
    >
    >TITANIC
    >A lady who goes down first time out.
    >
    >TODGER DODGER
    >A lesbian.
    >
    >UP ON BLOCKS
    >Menstruating i. e. out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g."I
    >don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads, the missus is up on blocks".
    >
    >WALLACE AND GROMIT
    >Rhyming Slang for 'vomit'.
    >
    >WYNONA RYDER
    >Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e. g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a
    >bottle of tart fuel please Doreen"
     
  2. freeagent

    freeagent Almost 30

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    Niceone Klusta!
     
  3. Time Dependant

    Time Dependant Jungle Hunter

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    Funny stuff mate, definetly made me smile!
     
  4. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Reminds me of the Mixmag Beerboy Dictionary

    DAY TO DAY
    Oi oi! - Hello there
    S'later - Goodbye
    Ain't seen you in fuck knows when - Its been a long time since we last met
    Bit of fluff - A woman
    Some cunt - A man
    Little fucker - A child
    Coffin dodger - An elderly person
    Salad dodger - A fat person

    ON THE PULL
    Look at the tits on that - Have you noticed her chest area?
    Worth a squirt - Fairly desirable
    I'd get her a cushion to kneel on - Desirable
    I wouldn't kick her out of bed - Very desirable
    She's a five pinter - I'd consider sex with her only after five pints
    She wears a beret - She's a member of the RAF (Rough As Fuck)
    She's a double bagger - She's so ugly, in order to have sex with her she'd need a bag over her head and I'd need a bag over my head, in case hers fell off

    IN THE PUB
    Get 'em in, cunt - Would you get me a drink?
    Turbo Shandy - Lager, vodka and Smirnoff Ice
    Uri Gellar/ Paul Weller - Stella

    :D
     
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    dont 4get soap dodger
     
  6. freeagent

    freeagent Almost 30

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    Re: Re: NEW SLANG DICTIONARY, 2003

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  8. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    :lol:

    All the above...

    Also

    TREVOR
    (McDonalds)

    Got tons of stupid own ones, will put up later...
     
  9. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I reckon everyone should post their area's slang, as its different in every city
     
  10. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    i would post some Athens slang....but that would props get me banned....!
     
  11. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    OK...

    (VPL - Visible panty line is very well known, it's now moved onto:)

    'VVPL' - Very Visible Panty Line

    also

    'Gender Trousers' - When a male or female wears too tight, crotch hugging trousers, in the female case, displaying the genitalia in detail. Still common amongst American and German female tourists in lycra shorts. (So not a good look)

    In extreme female cases:

    'Getting Political' - When the ladies trews are so tight and crotch splitting, it's an invitation to "Read My Lips". (Not originally a reference to 'Bush being another name for cunt', but is often used as such).


    :lol:
     
  12. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    Re: NEW SLANG DICTIONARY, 2003 and on --->>>

    :bump:

    this is cold classic
     
  13. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Whoa, blast from teh past :shades:
     
  14. ZESTOI

    ZESTOI time for heroes.

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    I don't think I saw this the first time around so thanks for the bump lol :lol: