NEW RELIGION

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  1. RocksteadyUK

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    Thought id just invent a whole new religion just for Fes and his bearded army.....

    Beardism

    Although i am facially un-bearded.... i do believe i am highly blessed with a back of beardidge.

    All who want to join my faith of beardists say... aight!!
     
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    i'm game. beardist it is then. better all put it as our religious views on good old facebook :lol:
     
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    DONE!! hahahha
     
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    does this religion have its own language? Beardish?
     
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    hahahaha!! it does now! hahaha
     
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    beardland....beardish or beardian
     
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    i'm starting the church of Beardology, which will only slightly differ from Beardism, but will cause endless bloodshed from wars for eternity.

    BEARDOLOGY!*

    donate money now!
     
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    it takes me approximatly 4 hours to grow a beard from having a clean shave....

    seriously.

    AIGHT!
     
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    that's beardology thetan level 4.

    the beard is strong with you.
     
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    ive been waiting for this day :end_of_wo :who_wants
     
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    yes.

    i am beard, and you are beard. we are bearding on the beard beard. and beard's are bearding us.

    last night me beard, beard & beard were out at beard. and we bearded loads of beard. got well beard! :lol_board
     
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    sorry, but downstairs beard does not qualify you as a beardist.
    :teeth:
    :cat:

    also, does that make beardyman our leader ?
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    you know what, i aint having none of this. i make the united hair church, the first dogma of beardology, and i will soon be unleashing my greek inquisition, which will burn to the bone all of you infidels.

    Goatie al aqbar!
    :finger2:
     
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    i lead the opposition, the beerd rinkers. very much like the punk movement, we make up for the lack of cause in sheer energy.
     
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    i don't need a religion, i am beard* very much like the buddists, it just comes easy to me
     
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    So MR Goatie Al Aqbar..... answer this carefully..... do you..... or any of your associates..... have...... weapons of mass destruction??


    For if you have i shall unleash our new war tactics upon you. The Beardkrieg. First a horde of Bearded bombers will unleash countless cluster beards on your men. I will then send millions of bearded tanks to you lands..... followed by a bearded retreat....... only then shall i release the Atomic Beard..... BE WARNED!! FES IS COMING!!!
     
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    Fuckin beard wanabeees!!!!
     
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    fuck the system! beerd rinker oi oi oi
     
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    The Atomic Beard has spoken!! all bow down!!....
     
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    beerd rinkers considering name change to flaming sideburns. party is fractioned. tension and beard pulling ensues