New Insults

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Jun 18, 2006.

  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Right lets hear some new insults, cos I am tired of the same old cusses hers some 4 starters

    KiddyPimp

    Kock Knocker

    :gpeace:
     
  2. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. How about putting that into proper syntax, form, and grammar so that I can at least understand what you are saying before I dismiss it?






    http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm
    ha
     
  3. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Poo particle is doing it for me right now :teeth:
     
  4. Dj_Fozzybear

    Dj_Fozzybear Greenpiece Records

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    Piss Flaps, Anal Interchange (my mate came up with that one this weekend, we don't know what it means but it sounds good!!)
    Sex Wee, Muddy Road Traveller.............
    but my favourite is the good old.............
    NUMPTY!!!!
     
  5. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    dirty little drivvel of phallic phlegm
     
  6. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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  7. soundgirl

    soundgirl Queen of the Stupids

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    turd burglar
    ass clown
    or just plain batty boy always makes me laugh.
     
  8. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Impressive people...I feel we are doing well... :jackson:
     
  9. bbjohnson420

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    how bout shut your cock holster?

    Cock slave

    spoog sucker.

    oh and one i call my wife "penis leech"
     
  10. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    The best part of you went down your mother's leg when she was giving birth, my pedigree chummmmmmmm......p
     
  11. 12 inch grinch

    12 inch grinch Active Member

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  12. Dj_Fozzybear

    Dj_Fozzybear Greenpiece Records

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    PENIS LEECH!!!! BIG!!! WELL BIG!!!!
    sure she doesn't :boxing:
     
  13. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    So far one of the most constructive and informative threads I have posted :monkey:

    Hows about Lump of Cunt
    or
    Fuck Bucket
    :monkey:
     
  14. bbjohnson420

    bbjohnson420 Member

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    Good joke right here...

    Guy comes home one night with a sheep, he walks in the door and says Honey this is the pig I've been fucking. His wife looks at him and says thats not a pig.. He responds.. I wasnt talking to you.
     
  15. 12 inch grinch

    12 inch grinch Active Member

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    mesh Active Member

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    ha I've heard that told except as a Kiwi joke.

    how about

    shitfoot
    snapperhead ( a snapper is the result of snapping one off)
    knob jockey
     
  17. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Arsehead
    Hobnoblin
     
  18. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    lump of cunt and poo particle my fav's so far
    i have been known to use twat finks, nobber and cunty piss flaps. good way to threaten a woman is to say you will punch her in the vagina, she either is shocked or laughs and which gives you the advantage of then running away or actually punching her in the vagina



    its early for me :confused: :teeth:
     
  19. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Trying to think of fairly unused or new ones is hard!

    Tit dirt - from Tourettesguy
    needle dick - from Waterboy
    Bucket Fanny - from Urban Dictionary
     
  20. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    Quite a funny one from Russel Brand (lanky funny fella of Big Brother's Big Mouth etc) to Bob Geldof is response to Bob Geldof calling him a cunt...

    "Bob Geldof should know all about famine, he's been eating out on 'I don't like Mondays' for nearly 30 years"