New Eminem Freestyle

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  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    KwyOfqbP8JU

    Not bad. Why doesn't he spit like this on his new album?

    Lmao @ Westwood's facial expressions. Such a mug.
     
  2. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    [youtube]KwyOfqbP8JU[/youtube]
     
  3. detonate-dj

    detonate-dj sexdrugs&rockinthedole

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    never mind that lol i just stumbled upon a guy called rinse.....he's unreaaallllll.
    why have i just heard him now?? wheres he been hiding ha ha
     
  4. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    my piss is bright yellow
     
  5. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Haha yeah never mind fucking Eminem
     
  6. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    You need to drink some water mate :clown:
     
  7. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Is that what turns your piss yellow lack of water, well I never knew that you learn something new everyday. So if I stopped drinking water it would go brown?
     
  8. 12 inch grinch

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    dripping in swagger juice ! top freestyle from eminem.
     
  9. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    That isn't necessarily true. The amount of toxins and chemicals in your body determines how yellow your piss is. Your kidneys filter it out of your blood and send it to your bladder for ejection. That is why when you've been on a binge all weekend your piss is illuminous yellow.
     
  10. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    My piss is always illuminous yellow does this mean I have kidney problems and I havent drank any alcohol for a week.
     
  11. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    haha,

    I dunno mate, give it a go tho!

    But yeah apparently the main reason for yellow piss is dehydration. That's why it should only really be yellow in the morning.

    Anyway... I think we are derailing this thread a bit... started as Eminem and now we are talking about piss colour lol
     
  12. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    No colour of piss is completely in topic when talking about Eminem
     
  13. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Apparently to much guinness makes your shit black...

    It has never happened to me tho.
     
  14. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Yeah this is true my tipple of choice is the black stuff and it does very strange things too your shit
     
  15. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    if you actually drink piss afterwards when you piss the already once cycled piss out its got a shade of grey to it.

    tell that to your kids
     
  16. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I have a mate who has been banned from drinking round his misses because apparently it gives him bad wind and it smells like death...

    I do like a nice pint of guinness but I don't think I drink it enough to effect my bodly functions.
     
  17. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    About 6+ pints would do all these things to your ass.
     
  18. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    so , lemmy just get this straight ..

    a thread posted on eminem freestyling has turned within a matter of minutes, to black guiness shits , and brown piss ...

    says alot for old marshall .
     
  19. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    another way to achieve black shit. eat pure red meat at a barby (no bread) follow it down with red wine and drambuie. now you do have to be strict with drinks and bread etc. buie/california red & red meat only = black shit
     
  20. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    it's alright, gave up coz all the changing shots, zommin in and out, hey lets pan this way for 2 seconds is doing my nut in