new business plan for dnbforum

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  1. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    After some shit being chatted in the chat box earlier today. The new business for ANYONE who is interested..

    Male Escorting.. you have to change your name to something charming which the ladies will like. mine -

    GASH SLASHER.

    This is a good opportunity for anyone who needs extra money. Succesful applicants will be expected to under go an initiation ceremony.
     
  2. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I'll be Collosal "Limp" Quaff. Turn up pissed as a fart, pull out my monstrous cock, shit myself and fall asleep in the kitchen sink.
     
  3. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Welcome aboard Limp Quaff. you shal be marketing director.
     
  4. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I'll go for Purple Plunger.
     
  5. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Project Manager for you.
     
  6. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    rapey raperson!
    hide ur kids, hide ur wife and hide ur husbands coz im raping errbody out here!
     
  7. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    ooooh im afraid rape is not part of our service. i think...Teddy the Titty Tickler??
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i am going to be alexander weatherall, with his own name tattooed next to korn and metallica down the side of his chiseled torso. small goatee, no fear hat turned back, oakley eye jackets on, i-pod nano pad shuffle, those weird bell bottom baggie pants that end just above the shoe, sleeveless teeshirt from no fear, dyed my hair black. used to be sporty, is now into drugs (smoked pot a few times) and is deep and brooding with linkin park lyrics. cos he can relate. drives a souped up golf, lives off his parents money but not in their house, works in their sporting goods store. likes when people say hes 'bonkers'.
     
  9. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    just call me Josef, or Big Daddy F.
     
  10. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Escort Supervisor.
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Can I have a midget side kick with lubricated head, an eagle with a breifcase carrying sex aids, and a good pair of hiking boots.
     
  12. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    yes.
     
  13. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    u sound like the guy in the post office :(
     
  14. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    OK i will put you on 3 months probation period as Rape Researcher.
     
  15. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    barry bandit, pleased to meet everyone....
     
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    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    I'm in

    Just call me Halvesy McBig Cock
     
  17. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    You can be southwest Escort.
     
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    captain clunge collapser here.

    turn up ruin the crap out of the pussy who wants it. leave without sayin goodbye. Standard!
     
  19. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Welcome to the team Collapser.
     
  20. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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