NEVER PASS OUT AT A PARTY!!

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  1. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    never pass out in a park, unless you wanna wake up in hospital with a tube in your penis and your phone gone
     
  2. Mattix

    Mattix Sub Focus anyone?

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    You speaking from experience?
     
  3. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    yeah, first time i ever drunk, summer of the end of year 8 (was a fair chunk of sminoff black though, stupid fucker i am, stopped breathing and woke up the next morning in london, about 40/50 miles from aldershot, with a bag off piss by my side) got the phone back, but i had to get a new screen :(
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    sounds like a fun day out
     
  5. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    got toast and got to watch dvd's at the hospital
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    was there a nurse with a stupidly small dress, yet stupidly massive boobies:D:D
     
  7. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    not quite, but when she pulled the tube out my dick i made a joke and asked her if she was giving me a hand job :hagglers:
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    how'd she take it lol
     
  9. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    she did a fake laugh i think,

    ill source out a pic of me in hospital sometime, there on my comp somewhere
     
  10. D BREAKNECK

    D BREAKNECK 7 years on top

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    Witnessed some ass in face action at an after party this morning, and no, it wasn't my face, (or my ass).

    Men who routinely get they asses out in public? As a drunken 'comedy' party piece... :|

    Why?

    No difference from flashing if you ask me. I don't wanna see that.