Never cut off an Amish mans beard

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  1. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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  2. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    oh shit I better be weary of mish mash then.

    Oh wait thats hamish not amish
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    seven years does seem a tad long for cutting someone beard off. guess they tightened up the racism laws in some states. they look like jerks though, dont they. all goofy in the face and inbred and stupid hair, id probably cut them myself if i saw one
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    nothing like a good hate crime to keep you in the mood eh logikz
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yes. keeps me rigid. as in erect. as in my penis erect. like a boner. i have that. now. so you know what to do.
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    He is Amish tho. Didn't you notice you gotta wind up his turntables?
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    my nips are tingling with excitement
     
  8. Subjekt Music

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    Gay
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    your erection is gay. by definition. and eat jelly beans. dressed as a fruit. in socks.
     
  10. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    bet your ass is like a turkish delight. brown on the outside pink on the inside. i just want to stuff 8 of my fingers up there and stretch your ass out and see if it echoes.
     
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    Karl's a white guy so only one bit of that statement is probably going to be true
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    also, another thing that comes to mind, is why do you only have 8 digits? accident in the factory perhaps
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    lol @ amish people.

    anyone see that program where some of them went to england to be normal for abit..

    one of them chicks was hawttt :boobies:

    n u know shes fresh ;)
     
  15. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    rohypnol.
    rape.
    profit.
    logikz.

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    im gonna use our own sweat as lube before i let you do the dirty logikz.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    how is it you know all these exceedingly dirty things kenneth! is it because youre married? i know ive heard of married people getting into weird things, so as to spice up the old sex life, being unmarried is great that way, i can at any moment stick legos up my arse, should i feel the urge to do so, and i dont have to say im sorry to anybody
     
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    Samuel Mullet Sr. Haahahaha