Neighbours from hell

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  1. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    Ive come back from Uni and this guy has decided to put big stones outside on my drive kinda in the road LOL!

    Everytime I put these stones out the way he moves them back lol, what do I do?
     
  2. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Brick his window FTW!
     
  3. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    or hide the stones
     
  4. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    fuck his wife and his daughters
     
  5. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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    or failing that take a shit in his letterbox

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  6. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Thats random, i would have words bro
     
  7. sammys

    sammys Shelter Birmingham

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    put them on his doorstep!
    with a note politely asking him to fuck off
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    move them again an watch till he moves em back then yell wat the fuck are u doin at him!
     
  9. Wife_Beater

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    pretend to trip over 1 of them and sue him



    did u not just think to knock on his door and ask whats with the stones?
     
  10. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    how the fuck do you take a shit in a letterbox... dont know about you but i find it almost impossible to make my shits come out horizontal??? please share your knowledge
     
  11. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    well u shit in a bag an empty it thru the letter box.
    but if u were to try it strait from your ass u shud be hungover and of had spicy food so u got explosive shits that way horizontal shittin is possible!:D
     
  12. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    thanks, those are some good ideas:

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    these are big heavy stones so hiding them or moving is pretty difficult, might crush his flower bed with the stones though, that would piss off his wife.
     
  13. Rubs90

    Rubs90 KeyControl

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    im a definite suporter of the "fuck his wife and daughter"

    also, videotape his wife pissing on top of his daughter (y)
     
  14. Zeal

    Zeal Ohm/C2D/Dark Asylum/Ennex

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    go round and tell him to get fucked, stop putting them ther or the next time they coming through his window
     
  15. Fazer

    Fazer wat

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    I go with this one (y)
     
  16. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    yea I would do this, but the trouble is this bloke is a tennant and I know the landlord pretty well, he lets me park for free and he is nice guy.
     
  17. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    :word:

    This is hardly neighbours from hell behaviour is it?
     
  18. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    yea but he's been bitching for months because he wanted to park in this space that blocked us in, and no he's not from hell, but he's really starting to piss me off, he acts like a jealous 7 year old kid and he's like 30
     
  19. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Sounds like he's bitter about the parking spaces - I can relate, I lived opposite a similar type of guy in my last flat. Minor "dispute" over spaces....we ended up having a row, he kicked in some panels on my car the next morning and someone took a baseball bat to his gash Warrior 4x4 thing... no one really won (although I felt very satisfied).

    If I was you I'd talk and try and sort it out though, not worth all the shit!
     
  20. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    Move them onto another neighbour's driveway. Thus he moves them back onto your driveway, you move them onto another neighbour's driveway and you have yourself a modern day take on pass the parcel