Need To Quit Smoking (Not Cigs)

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  1. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Been trying to loose a bit of weight for ever now and the munchies keep standing in my way. Not a super fat ass or anything (yet). But I've had a bit of a beer belly for a while. Prolly only need to loose 10 or 15 pounds really. But I can't stop catching a buzz and then the unstoppable muchies that follow. Any smart ass remarks/ words of advice that I can look forward too?
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    OK you can use my plan. Start smoking, drink shit loads of alcohol, start doing pills cuz its cheaper, do 10 pills a night, realise its more expensive, buy a gram cuz its cheaper, end up doing gram upon gram, now crucially think fuck it, trailblaze your way through life, pills, alcohol, coke, ketamine, ecstacy, cans of gas, heroin, crack, lsd. Then give them all up and realise how good cigarettes are and how you could never see their sweetness leave your side.

    ---------- Post added at 16:11 ---------- Previous post was at 16:10 ----------

    Oh wait this is about ganja, dunno never tried it
     
  3. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    What you do when you're high is completely up to you. You need to reinforce your high-willpower. Try to stop smoking and if it gets to the point where you just gotta smoke a lil doobie - then make sure you know you ain't allowed to eat while your high. Same thing works with getting sleepy - it's all in your mind man haha

    But if that don't work i suggest surgically removing both thumbs and index fingers - try rolling then. And if you do manage it, there will always be 4 tasty treats sitting in the fridge for when you get the munchies - i recommend reggae reggae sauce, but who knows... even craig david's interested:
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You know that video is about cock, right?
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    If you're quitting weed to lose weight, imo, its a pointless excercise, even with the extra munchies you eat when stoned, the calories obtained by alcohol & pissed up eating are far greater.

    I thought I would lose weight after quitting herb, i've put more on than ever.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Face it you're American, fat is what you people specialise in. Accept the sterotype and start a war with a small nation
     
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    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    I surely hope so
     
  8. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Drink more water, it helps to burn fat, get exercisin or into a gym, have more shex
     
  9. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    sniff helped me loose a few pounds back in the day.

    Not that i'm saying start a much more exspensive drug habbit for the sake of a few Lbs..
     
  10. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    Why don't you eat some fruit when you get the munchies. Apples, apricots, berries, grapes, grapefruits, kiwi, oranges, strawberries, tangerines and watermelon all burn off more calories than they contain so therefore you will lose weight whilst eating.
     
  11. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    start smoking cock? i'm sure giving a nosh will burn some calories.

    you could also man up about the whole situation
     
  12. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    hey fuck you buddy. But in a way, I guess your right. It's not easy with all the junk that stays in my house. Not by my choice either. Theres just too many tempting things to snack on here when I have the muchies. And then I turn around and go and grab some thing else. I told my self it's all about will power too but apparently I don't have enough of it to not snack.
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Whatever you do dont eat ganja cakes.
     
  14. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    I know. I totally agree with this statement and I'm not proud of it. If anything it gives me the determination to finally make the change and fucking loose some weight. Thanks Maloney.

    P.S.: (not the part about starting a war with a small country tho:) )
     
  15. Moskit

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    I know a few people that used to eat bare fruit when they had the munchies.

    I mean, they're still really good friends n that, but honestly...

    I hated them.

    Seriously, what type of cunt eats healthy stuff when they're stoned out of their face.

    Melted Cheese B2B Fried Anything with lashings of Ice Cream, Syrup & massive amounts of CANCER...

    Or die.
     
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    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    :ditto:
     
  17. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    I personally don't eat fruit when I have the munchies but i'm not bothered about having bigger tits than my mum.
     
  18. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Ah dude, sorry, I almost forgot:

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    D.E.R.P I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Eat fruits when you have munchies,your trying to find magic cure but the truth is only your own willpower that can help you loose weight.Dont eat that much,thats it,nothing special
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Agreed.