Need some advice..

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  1. RUSSLA

    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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    Evening Waffle Crew!

    This is a bit of long story but I have to get it off my chest. Basically was having an arguement with the ex missus on the phone, she starts giving me loads of shit about me being a pot head and a druggy and whatever and having a massive rant, so quite deservedly i went on a spree back at her (which i never usually do cos its pathetic) and she couldnt take it.

    She asked me to go round and drop off her stuff and I wanted to get my stuff also. So turn up, she starts going mental and asked me to say what i did on the phone to her face so said;

    "Your a fat fucking cunt!"

    Next thing she starts punching me in the face, pushing me, ripped my shirt, pulled out my fleshy from my ear and goes crazy!! I did NOT do anything back no matter how fuckin much i wanted to! She did the same thing when i split up with her but i let it go. This time i didnt so i called the fuckin fuzz and feel like getting the little bitch done!

    It just fucks me off how she can say anything under the sun to me but as soon as i say it back she loses the plot.

    Bit of background info, she is 17 and im 21, she has no job, just dropped out of college, goes out drinking every night (so put on weight, hence the Fat cunt comment) and is a complete waste of space. I have a well paid job with Siemens, have a decent car and healthy bank balance.. But love my drugs, which I can seeing as i have my life sorted i can enjoy my own time..

    Basically do i persue gettin her done or leave it and get on my with my life without a fuckin pyscho on my case?

    Any useful comment would be much obliged, cheers people :)
     
  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    get on with your life mate, she sounds too immature for ya...

    remember its YOUR life!!, DO NOT live it for other people...
     
  3. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Yeh fuck her mate, just cut her out completely. Calling old bill is just guna cause problems and drag it out for all involved. Delete her number block her from Facebook. The whole shebang. Then move on :)
     
  4. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    I say nail her one last time then do what Matty said.

    Nail her hard.
     
  5. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Id tie her up in a series of complicated knots and whack her head with teaspoon till she pleads guilty of a crime against pigeon lovers,personally

    love can do funny things
     
  6. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    i wouldnt waste my time in someone that would treat me that way.
    calling the cops and all that, would mean effort on your part and doesnt seem like shes worth it.

    she needs to grow up.
     
  7. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Fuck her once more, ask to spunk on her tits then cum all in her face. Her eyes, hair, up her nostrils.

    Then get loads of choclate sprinkles and chuck them over her.

    Then shout NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN.

    Take a photo, put on facebook.

    Then kick her right in the fanny.
     
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  8. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    sleep with her best mate
     
  9. *Chloe

    *Chloe Well-Known Member

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    yeh thats great advice.
    then he becomes an even bigger cunt than her.
     
  10. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Ohhhh, and mum.

    If you really want to get her, bum her dad and blame her that you're now that way inclined
     
  11. Datt Male

    Datt Male Active Member

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    Yeah man have some respect lol :D
     
  12. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    tell her she turned you to her grandad...
     
  13. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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  14. Welsh Junglist

    Welsh Junglist AKA Faqade

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    Yeh mate, do what Matty said, don't press charges or whatever and just leave the whole thing behind. Forget about her, delete all contact from her and be on your way like, best thing imo.
     
  15. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    your sig is fucking hilarious!!! lol shud be a short film
     
  16. Borf™

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    On a serious note, cut all contact.

    Ring up you phone company and ge her number barred.

    And let it be known around your community that she has a bucket
     
  17. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    Guess it's her first offence? If so, she'll just getba caution for actual bodily harm or something, if that.... You're well within your right to do so tho mate. I did the same a few years back with some psycho slut hit me and broke my glasses. Nothing really came of it. But then a few weeks layer she bottled someone else and got nicked and 100 comunity service or something.
    Up to you tho man, might teach her a lesson?
     
  18. DJ SCUBA

    DJ SCUBA Vinyl Addict

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    my opinion mate, drop the charges and move on...
    trying to "get her done" will only feed the fire, ignoring her / lose contact is much more effective.
     
  19. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    how many people have said move on/cut all contact... if you get back together with her, your a bigger man than Tony Blair!
     
  20. shadow_deamon

    shadow_deamon JACK AND JILLS.

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    cut contact with her and get her phone number barred like brofski said. also go out with ur pals alot more. Watch out though if your well payed wages were feeding her falling over juice addiction, then she could be around for a while.
     
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