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Discussion in 'Waffle' started by the_voice, Feb 15, 2009.

  1. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    my sis gave me a phone to borrow
    when mine broke now i brought a new one i sold hers now she wants to see me tomorrow

    shes a hard bitch if she knows i solds that phone she will give me a slap

    any idears what i should do :rinsed:
     
  2. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    get the phone back!
    or man up an take the slap as u deserve it for sellin her phone!
     
  3. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    got `£60 for it tho

    i never get it back lol
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Smear yourself in your own shit then she won't come near you
     
  5. Ch4ndler

    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    tell her it got robbed, your gettin the money back/new phone through insurance, tell her its taking ages to sort out.

    sorted.
     
  6. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Tell her she can have the phone back IF she write's you a 50 word blurb on what phones mean to today's modern society.

    I garuntee she wont write it.

    BANG, job done.
     
  7. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    say you left it in your mates car.

    but this mate dosent actually exist.

    say his name is clarence or something
     
  8. Ch4ndler

    Ch4ndler I've been naughty, I'm banned

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  9. sam the dnb man

    sam the dnb man Variation

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    jiles sounds pretty good.
     
  10. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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  11. DJHaze

    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    i think you should give us a picture of your sister and her number then we will decide if we want to show her a good time or not.
     
  12. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    KILL TOM CRUISE
     
  13. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Say you sold it, and your done.
     
  14. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    HOW CAN SHE SLAP
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    rule number one of fighting, nobody wants to tangle with a naked man, so whatever you do, get undressed before you do it
     
  16. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    say you sold it to Jospeh Fritzl and if she wants it back she should contact him at this home address......
     
  17. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    o for best results strip naked , smear yourself in your own shit and we at Dnb Forum (TM) guarantee teh right reults every time, nobody will come near you, though flies may be a problem....
     
  18. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    in the bassment.

    Seriously..selling a phone..not yours..:ban:

    EDIT:..and LOL at question.Stand your man and say what you did for christs sake and feel ashamed.
     
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  19. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    tell her you lost it, or it got stolen by black homo
     
  20. the_voice

    the_voice Active Member

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    she give me a slap it hurt big time

    and she told me i am a cunt lol she says i have to pay her back lol

    ffs