need advice , i might be in a fight ..

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    has anyone any fighting tips, i may be in a fight with this big gangster dude at school at the end of the week.
     
  2. Moskit

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    Grow a pair.
     
  3. BIG C

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    sink your fumbs in his eyes!
     
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    ive only got filter tips mang...

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  5. djhektikz

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    Jus kick him as hard as u can in the bollocks! he will drop like a sack of shit!
     
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    i got cha back bro
     
  7. BIG C

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    whats this about then?
    i wanna know the drama
     
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  9. phillips11

    phillips11 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Fighting is perfectly ok.

    Best tactic is the hockey style pull the back of the shirt over his head and he will be powerless to do anything so can hit him at will.

    Also if he goes down kick him dont pounce on him cuz he can reverse it if you go down too.

    Finally, just make sure you get the first punch in lol
     
  10. Caoimhe***

    Caoimhe*** Can you feel the bass?

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    learn to run like fuck! haha

    or tell a teacher theyll protect u!!
     
  11. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    if hes one of those mugs thats comes at you with his hood up, yank the hood down and keep kneeing him in the face the force of the hood being pulled down will disable him.. or break his little finger.. this will also disable him.!
     
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    Caoimhe*** Can you feel the bass?

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    lol! what makes him a gangster btw?
     
  13. jmzmaloney

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    Dont bite Revtech man or youll have 2 gangsters on your ass.
     
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    big gangster dudes dont go to school

    if this fella is giving it all the chat that hes gonna do this, gonna do that kind of thing then pre-empt the bastard.

    wait outside his house or round the corner early in the morn when hes leaving (to meet the other ganster dudes for a hard days gangstering) then tap him on the shoulder 'excuse me mate' then give it to him so fuckin hard his feet fly off the ground. unless the cunts a boxer he wont know what the hell just happend
     
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    Yh a stamp on the hand always goes down well
     
  16. EWOKS

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    it was a joke.. i tried to dig up the revtech thread but couldnt find it , see the street fighting advice thread for jokes..
     
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    hahahahahaaa
     
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  19. souljah

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    i thought u were still at school sam
     
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    out of school if you can