Its not retardment, its wit (perhaps cheeky), a trait the British are famous for but is too often misunderstood.
If you want a good answer, ask a good question.
Example:
I am promoting a gig in X.
We will be playing Y.
Z and Z djs will be playing.
We want people aged A-B to come to our party.
We will have the C sound system.
We will be offering D as drinks (sponsored).
It will be in the E venue.
Don't make other people do your work for you, you ingrate.
sorry for asking i forgot this was a british forum and that u only get retarded anwsers from such forums