natural hallucinogen

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  1. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i was searching acid trips and i found this on youtube, itsthe shizzle, i tried a few and this is the best one, it only lasts a few seconds but its fucking funny.



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    if you want the real thing,

    Peanuts:
    1. Take 1 pound of raw peanuts (not roasted)
    2. Shell them, saving the skins and discarding the shells.
    3. Eat the nuts.
    4. Grind up the skins and smoke them.

    banana's

    1.Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bananas.
    2.Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later - if you mix it with orange juice and drink it while you're smoking, it'll make you trip real hard.
    3.Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.
    4.The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine. This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a type of strychnine. Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride (zippo lighter fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush.
    5.Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days. Filter, and put the mush aside - you won't be smoking it.
    6.Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!)
    7.Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that's why eating bananas won't do anything. However, that mush left over from step 5 is pretty tasty, and that's how I discovered that bannadine is orally active if potentiated by dried peanut skins!
     
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  2. NastyLimbCheat

    NastyLimbCheat Active Member

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    its not a hallucinogen idiot, its a optical illusion
     
  3. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    keep watching you crackhead
    do what it tells you
     
  4. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i didnt hallucinate?
    i have a little bit of a headache though
     
  5. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    did u do it full screen
     
  6. Turtles

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    whoa

    i saw jesus
     
  7. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    misleading thread.... i was hoping u had discovered something in the garden that was gonna make me trip balls
     
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    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    Nutmeg also works if you have >A Teaspoon
     
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    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    no it doesnt, i tried nutmeg lots in 2ndary school

    we ate tonnes of that shit
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    nutmeg worked on my brothers mate he ate a whole one an it got stuck in his throat he was pretty fucked after that!
     
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    barnesy00 DJZeroZero

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    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    man that is nuts!!

    my bed was contorting and everything!! pretty cool !!!!
     
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    ....like eating Morning Glory seeds or something :).....
     
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    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    Nutmeg seemed to work for me...Made me vomit big time though
     
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    Lighter Gas, accept no substitute. 2 cans of that stuff is better than any acid trip, youll find many obliging asian market guy willing to sell you a 12 pack of the stuff no questions asked. Once you get past the face buzz, redlight shit, keep on pushing for the dream. Only lasts 30 seconds or so but that 30 seconds can last for anything upto 2 years in your brain frozen state.
     
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    hey how do i score pcp
     
  17. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    if your talking like that ive got two for you

    Peanuts:
    1. Take 1 pound of raw peanuts (not roasted)
    2. Shell them, saving the skins and discarding the shells.
    3. Eat the nuts.
    4. Grind up the skins and smoke them.

    banana's

    1.Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bananas.
    2.Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later - if you mix it with orange juice and drink it while you're smoking, it'll make you trip real hard.
    3.Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.
    4.The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine. This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a type of strychnine. Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride (zippo lighter fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush.
    5.Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days. Filter, and put the mush aside - you won't be smoking it.
    6.Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!)
    7.Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that's why eating bananas won't do anything. However, that mush left over from step 5 is pretty tasty, and that's how I discovered that bannadine is orally active if potentiated by dried peanut skins! Yes, its true. I looked up the structure, and it turns out bannadine is really closely related to DMT - it has carbon atoms and everything

    ---------- Post added at 17:17 ---------- Previous post was at 17:16 ----------

    and dont say this thread is misleading ;)
     
  18. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    To add to this list, if you stick 3 fingers down your japs eye and twirl them around while singing hit me baby one more time, dressed in stockings and high heels you will trip your balls off!
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yup. youre a bit daft arent you mr karnage
     
  20. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    what do you mean