mysterious poo .. why oh why ??

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  1. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    i dunno where to start with this .. i just went into the toilet and theres this huge log sat in the bog, big bastard aswell, must of come from someone about 30 stone at a guess.. just me who stayed in my flat lastnight and 2day ..

    so do any plumbers no if there anyway the flat above me could flsh their bog and there turd end up in my bog ?? .. i dont wanna go round knocking and giving em it back in an envelope if it doesnt belong to them..

    it definately wasnt me , as i havent been to drop one off yet 2day .. im more of a 5pm kinda guy..

    surely not some kind of turd goblin sneaking about planting them.. so where the fuck did this mysterious log come from?? .. i wanna complain to the care taker.. but itll be an awkward moment stood side by side both pointing into the toilet attempting to work out its origin..

    anyone hazard a guess before big boy gets flushed ??
     
  2. MC DONKEY DICK

    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    Maybe you done it during your sleep...?
     
  3. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    its a present from god... dont you dare flush that fucker or you will feel his wrath...
     
  4. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    truss.. the girth on the fucker it is something godly .. i imagine its not to disimilar to the kind of turds william wallace used to bang out
     
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    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    was your last shit a biggen?? i have a theory
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I went through a phase of saving up my shits & leaving a huge log/slurry in my local pubs bogs when the price of a pint of Guinness went over £3.

    I nearly started a "Being Sick Out Of Your Arse." thread earlier too.

    Great minds n all that...

    :D
     
  7. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    It's the turd elves