my sword of choice

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  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i never leave home without it



    rawk
     
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  2. WACKDOSE

    WACKDOSE LAFFYTAFFY

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    I expected a picture of a dick.
     
  3. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    It has no gusto when a fat american is slicing toes off of boots packed with meat, need moar standing on top mountains in loin cloth with hawks circling above to achieve pure swordmanship
     
  4. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    So did I actually.
     
  5. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    pretty much what my holiday plan was gonna be, but i can't get the sword out of the country, so crows over harold hill will have to do, but god damn i'm definitely doing it dressed head to toe in leather.
     
  6. Quartus

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    We're knights of the round table, we wear a two handed great sword :D
     
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  7. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    oh your words do strike my heart like a sharp dagger. i wouldn't do that, i would simply name the thread 'pictures of a penix', of which i'd admit i have considered posting before.

    due to any disappointment, here is a nsfw video of a tiny naked penixed man getting tasered.

    [video=vimeo;4273363]http://vimeo.com/4273363[/video]
     
  8. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    That poor guy and his tiny penis.
     
  9. Quartus

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    by the way, I'd prefer a hatori hanzo Sword :)

    Oh man, that fucking tasering video shocked me.
    Those motherfucking policebasterds should be tortured and hanged on their tiny balls.
    Fuck, that made me aggressiv.

    ---------- Post added at 02:16 ---------- Previous post was at 01:48 ----------

    This one over here is quite funny commented:
     
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  10. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    'buy this sword, and you can mutilate pigs too'
     
  11. Quartus

    Quartus Member

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    I bet the policemen got smaller penises.
     
  12. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    sure there is a few bad cops, but in general they do a good job. They were real fair on me. And yeah, that's why I was acting a bit odd a few months ago.
     
  13. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    i want a sword
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    HAI GUYS FANCY SNIFFING THE END OF MY SWORD?

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  15. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    my prefered sword for stabbin is made of pork...
     
  16. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Who wants to sniff my ring?

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  17. Gr1pz

    Gr1pz Aka - Align.

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    Wow just when I thought a Sword could cut through anything this mofo cuts a balloon and a trashcan with the sammmmme one!
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    good to know there is research and advances are being made in the sword field.
     
  19. D Double U

    D Double U FQ Sessions

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    I want this great sword so I too can cut chunks of meat in 'flippin' half and show my girlfriend how much of a badman I am...
     
  20. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    so what, hes my butcher
    he told me if im ever in trouble, then i shouldnt be such a twat