Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Dark Lizardro, Jul 26, 2014.
Don't worry boss.
Everyone I know is sleeping and I'm here at work (again)
Perhaps find a better website to masturbate over. I find this place more informative than sexual.
Lusty busty big and bouncy is probably a good shout.
don't worry brazilian man. this happens often to me. which is why when you open waffle. all the last replies are from me
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whats worst is fuckin op makes this thread. me n ted. doin fuck all. reply..
then OP JUST LEAVES!!
now we're sat here.. doing nothing.. mulling over why we even came here in the first place!!
fuck you op.. fuck you.
Surely there would be better things to masterbate over? I do find forum conversations a bit of a vibe killer, do see why you would do both
how dare u!
i'm working. http://homerwantsmoney.ytmnd.com/
No Way, A Logizk rant post to get you in the mood and a couple of choice pics :radian:
ivan, thats not what thats supposed to be. i know im highly emotive when i write my shit, thats true, its just you take things too far ivan. its like this one dude i met, he had to jerk off in every setting he found that was beautiful. from a mates parents bedroom to a border control in hungary. total weirdo.
His headstone will read, "One happy dude."
Have you ever tried this, Moskit? Seems like you need a whole lotta flexibility...
Everyones tried it...
It perplexes me though, i've always been lucky enough to be relatively well gifted in the penile deapartment, but could i get that badboy in my mouth!?
These days theres no chance, what with the extra tyres & the flexibility of an ashmatic quadraplegic on beta blockers.
But i was nimble & scrawny until i was like 25, yet still no joy, I kinda think its a good thing, cus its obviously slightly weird, but mainly had i been able to nosh myself off i probably wouldn't have a lovely wife & kids, i'd be sat in a dark room sniffing columbian & jizzing on my own face...
fun party trick i guess but you have to wonder, what are you going to do, once you get it in your mouth? ever think about that? no you didnt, did you. so? are you going chicked head with your neck back and forth, with the dick in your mouth? like girls do?what, are you going to lick it all around? like girls do? haha you ready for that? because theres going to be a dick. real life dick, in your mouth. far as masturbation goes, thats... thats pretty extreme. still not comparable to using a dildo on yourself. but i dont know, its around there though, somewhere.
You... Scared of having a real life dick in your mouth...
"ignore your father kids"
omg...wow, this forum.... hilariously awesome
basswhore you say! indeed! well now! who wouldve thought hey? fandcy seeing you heree
You see this is why we can not have good company over at the dnb forum. Moskit has a couple of drinks and its like family Christmas dinner all over again.
lets all play nice shall we
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