my new pussy magnet...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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  2. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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  3. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    youve gone full unemployed youth now
     
  4. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    yeh bled! gunna go put a 254520" sub in the helmet compartment and some go-faster stripes down the side like
     
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    chanty Active Member

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    t3%20hairdryer.jpg

    NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    hahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
     
  6. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    bitches gonna dig my dry hair


    anyway, it's cheap transport and probably more fun than the bus so whatyagonnado?
     
  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    lock up ya daughters...

    that a 50cc machine? u gonna fucking knee deep in clung me bred bin
     
  8. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    50 cubic centimetres of pure fury mate.
     
  9. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    Oh hai gai's,

    Just checking up see how everything is going this end, you know general nish-nash.

    Oh wait.....

    I see armed is still here.

    Oh wait.....

    I seemed to have posted in another one of his life of julian threads.

    I'll just get my coat, toodles xxx
     
  10. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    you're just jelly cos all dem bitches gonna wanna ride on my scooter, you seen shaniqua? her new pink lonsdale trackie is peng-a-leng
     
  11. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    he's desperate for his own sub-forum, an electronic shrine dedicated to the life of an unemployed college drop out stoner that has acquired a hairdryer with wheels that resembles a power rangers testicle after an overdose of E-Numbers.
     
  12. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    ill do you on my dt 125....

    once its ready
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    i still have to wait a few weeks before i can even use it, but i can still invite all dem fine bitches round to my grandparents garage and we can hang around, drinking special brew looking at it and listening to dem dubsteps.
     
  14. tone090

    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    Your cocks going to thank you for that! Pusssay patrol!
     
  15. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    only someone with a small cock depends on a motor vehicle to get pussy.
     
  16. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    youts with scooters get all the babes, video proof right here, this badman is definately gettin some
     
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  17. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    but theyre the kind of girls youd catch sipping bottles of stella at 12 in afternoon wearing trackies and a four year old jumper

    they even approach you and start talking to you, walk around your estate man.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    estate? bled i am from hertfordshire, only estate i live in is the sort you'd leave in a will...yagetmeh?
     
  19. jsmith89

    jsmith89 Hmph..... silly...

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    this is you now amiright

     
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    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    Let me tell you the biggest pimp on planet motherfuckin earth is Ahemd..........Whatever happened to falling in love with a nigga with a bus pass?

     
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