my morning

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by logikz, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    this morning i got kicked in the balls on the tram by a random old crazy type.
    put his feet up on the seat accross the aisle so i endeavoured to step over his leg
    but i did it with my crotch facing his side, instead of protecting it like i should have by giving him 'the ass',
    and he just foots me in the balls.
    i didnt do anything, i just stood and stared at him for a couple of stops whilst
    he was rambling on in some unidentifiable language waving his arms at me.
    i feel weird, i suspect this will be taken out on someone who really doesnt deserve it,
    for such is the life of the coward.
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    also the bastard ticket bastard person made me pay for a full ticket the fucking nerve i tell you
     
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  3. bloodfire

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    let the good times roll
     
  4. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    logy, we all have theese days. although a kick in the berries would send me rambo:antitank::shrug:
     
  5. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah you wouldve thought so, but reality turned out to be a different ballgame altogether ffs ark :wasted:
     
  6. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    blimey! i reckon even if it didn't connect with the boys i'd still flip out, no-one messes with my happy sack and gets away with it...

    well, unless i'm on the floor in agony and they run away, of course.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Should have showed the fucker the logikz pimp hand.
     
  8. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    That is no way to wake up. The fukker probably has syphillis which he caught sucking off pigmey goats if that makes you feel any better ?
    What a :jerkit:...really mate ya should got proper dark on the little fukka.
     
  9. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    no, you should had turned the other (arse)chick, like the good book sez...
    :teeth::borat:

    nah, really man, you should have acted.
    altho, tbh, first thing in the morning, id propably be too sleepy to act, or even feel pain...my nervous system doesnt boot till the 3rd coffe..
     
  10. DjDice

    DjDice DJ Shy-T

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    lmao what a way to start your day! Nothing like a kick in the balls to wake ya up!
     
  11. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    As long as Logicks is ok now its evening, then that is OK with us :borat:
     
  12. Swan'e Style

    Swan'e Style Hollyoaks Bizness

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    You should of said '' ehh watchya doin ya batty bwoy '' in the Ali G accent , that would of gone down well :borat:
     
  13. DJNitrousUK

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    Prick Int He You Should Of Kick Him Back! Lol