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    porr lad ay , his mum keeps feeding him , to overcompensate for a child that she lost, she deals with her grief that way , poor lad .. he acts like a 7 year old , because thats all he knows , his mum needs sorting out as much as him . he'll be dead soon no doubt , he went to hospital right , lost 30 stone ! 30 fuckin stone .. he was still a huge huge kid ( 19! ) .. and when he got home , his mum deep fryed him hotdogs and chips for his dinner .. when he dies , i hope she feels guilty as fuck for killing her son .. he had fat rolls under his fat rolls , the doctor couldnt lift his rolls up even , there was fungus growing under his flab .. it was a pretty manky watch on a late monday night , anyway , im off to maccys mate .. later ..
     
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    watched this last night his mum is such a bitch lol, for fucks sake hes 19 but she treats him like hes 5 or something
     
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    this documentary last night was rough as fuck, when they chopped off his belly, fuckin grim, his mother is an absolute idiot, when he gets back from hospital she gives him a hotdog, wot a lemon.

    the best bit is when she yanks a shitty nappy from underneath him, u would realise u had to sort it out, the pair of them r tits.
     
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    I was propa goin mental about his mom my mrs thought i was over reactin haha good to see you lot had the same thinking as me lol.....stupid tart who feeds their kid intil he's 60 stone and shittin in a man nappy??.

    by the way ethix man you make me crease your definitely the king of waffle.

    peace.
     
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    yea and his dad did fuck all too, if that were my kid i would be like no food, simple.
     
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    i had to laugh when he collapsed in his driveway over the 4x4 and goes "mama iv shit myself" haha wobbling around the place takin metal fences down along the way lol
     
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    when he is cry in hopital cos he is a pure fatty, and his ma is feedin him a an ice pop...sorry but the per of them need a fuckin punch.
     
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    haha oh jebus, oh jebus, oh jebus.