my love/hate relationship with tomatoes

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  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    now, i love tomato soup, sauces, ketchup, pretty much anything made out of tomatoes. BUT, the idea of eating an uncooked tomato makes me gag...

    is this weird?
     
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  3. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    stop being a wet blanket, its a fucking tomato it tastes the same whether bottled, raw, fried, tinned or pureed.

    so yes you are weird.
     
  4. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Now we now where to send you for your birthday armed. I'll start a collection.

     
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  5. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Thinks its type of imanakwardlittleshit syndrome, due to too much calpol and fruit shoots at maccy d's, go outside man up, make a pit fire and skin some rabbits and fashion a nice hat. dont dwell on the fact a vegatable makes you gag, louie spence wannabe
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    I cant see Louie Spence starting shit threads like this...



    Having said that how do you feel about warm tomatoes armed?
     
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    Ozmatic Chair of the Nitty Gritty Committee

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    my love/hate relationship with the op
    now, i love the op in pretty much everything. BUT, the idea of him not being a fag makes me gag...

    is this weird?
     
  8. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    wasting server space like a boss.
     
  9. DeeGun

    DeeGun Верховный Совет

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    Its not weird..its just not manly. Like asking how to remove spiders from behind the window..then again everybody moans about emos and dubstep.
    The question to ask..look down..check for penis.

    While doing so, listen to this

     
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  10. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    "thanks"
     
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    "thanks"
     
  13. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    i just hate you armed
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Don't hate him, he just needs schooling...

    Pity him, then in your minds eye, possibly knock his front teeth out with claw-hammer? Maybe, use the blood & choking as lubricant & stimulation whilst you skullfuck some respect into him?
     
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    Get a jerb
     
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    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    thanks
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    The question then is whether to cum in his mouth or just spray his face with the jizz? I'm in two minds about it...
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    'thanks'
     
  19. dirty breaks

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    dump your load in his ear.

    :2thumbs:
     
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    OP loves removing winnits with his teeth