"My last wish....."

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  1. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    Read this.....im still gasping for air..too much laughter....hahahhahaha


    Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz
    blow job not granted

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    PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.

    The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.

    "Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least we can do for him."

    But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.
    "We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

    Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn’t want to know."

    With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.

    "Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you.What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"



    ahahahahahahahhaha....oh my, what a world...hahahha

    fair play for the kid, if hes gonna go, might as well ask for something big...if theres a god, that kid ensured his place in heaven, just coz he gave the allmighty a chuckle
    :uberlaugh :cry: :D :D
     
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  2. Ab0|2Ti0N

    Ab0|2Ti0N WHAT THE FUCK IS JUICE???

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    RIP to Josh Morten, but that's some ridiculous shit. That's one loving father though.
    :lol:
     
  3. Twisted Murderer

    Twisted Murderer Den Tammen Belg

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    That's old very old. He's now a skeleton :jacko:
     
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  5. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    dont laugh then..:cat:
     
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    evol4276 DIBBA DIBBA!!!*^@%~!

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    oh common cameron, he was dying! geez... dying..
     
  7. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Old, but still VERY FUNNY! Nice find Mr Gordo (y) :uberlaugh
     
  8. Twisted Murderer

    Twisted Murderer Den Tammen Belg

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    Everybody is laughing with it. Why may I don't laugh with it??
     
  9. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    Coz i say so....>>>>:slick:


    :teeth:

    nah pal, im just havin a go to you for the "oh, its very old" comment..
    Congratulation for not takin my blunt comment too seriously, although your responce wasnt funneh enuff, so you get a rating of groovy at the official Gord's Irritation Test™
    be proud of ya self man, many have failed .... :monkey:
    :D :teeth: