My Idiot Neighbour And Fire

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  1. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    I was woken this morning by a fire alarm coming from above my flat, i heard people saying you'd better call the fire brigade, instantly got the fuck out of bed and dressed and got out.

    My neighbour has an extraction fan in his bathroom and has had birds nesting in there for years, well this morning his patience broke and the fool tried lighting a few pieces of newspaper below it and ''smoking'' them out, obviously it just caught alight and just went up.

    Luckily no damage was done to mine, his aint to bad mainly smoke and water damage.

    I cant believe he did that the madman.

    Inb4 brool stories
     
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    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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  3. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    should have got a chimney cheep
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    smoke em out....thats such a redneck thing to do? does he have bullet holes in his door and drive a 1942 pick up?
     
  5. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    nah he is an ex con/ex addict, the friendliest kind though. Hes well alright, just maybe a lil disadvantged shall we say.
     
  6. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    He probably though thought the extractor fan was trying to send him messages in the form of pigeon call

    Heroin does that you know
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yup i had the exact thame thing
     
  8. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    And was trying to communicate back via smoke rings.
     
  9. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    This one time i did some serious crack. Looked left and there was Nelson Mandela. But like, Spice Girls era Mandela. All dignified n shit

    Was good times