NSFW my girl thinks am weird

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  1. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    we were talking bout masturbation, and i said that when i was a teenager i tried to reach my own genitalia with my mouth
    trying to give myself a blowjob.
    am i weird or have other people tried this, i know obv marlyn manson but any of uz??
     
  2. Danny gy

    Danny gy beat junkie

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    anyone who says they havent is telling porkys.... :teeth:
     
  3. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Fuck yeah, always give myself shots in the mouth, can go backwards aswell as forwards
     
  4. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    Cant say ive ever tried to suck my own dick 2bh but well done guys
     
  5. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    to busy sucking other peoples dicks innit
     
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  6. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Hey c'mon even walruses do it..

     
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  7. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Its a good thing we can not suck our own dick. Other wise I think it would be the of humanity.
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    So didn't "she" try sucking "her" own dick as a youngster then?
     
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  9. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Fixed. We don't do that over here IV. ;)
     
  10. Dagz

    Dagz Well-Known Member

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    No can do, Its against my religion
     
  11. bongo90

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    if you really want to weird her out next time you go to the supermarket keep calling her daddys special girl.
     
  12. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i love you boys
    youz are very entertainging
    she3vil :D
     
  13. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    oh shi a girl

    evacuate thread
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Shall i post some pics of men noshing their own tinklers to restore balance?
     
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    fractal Well-Known Member

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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    I don't believe you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.
     
  17. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    stfu&gtfo u ponce.

    enjoy your face you singleton
     
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    Hahaha! Someone tag it with the brazzers logo :lol:
     
  20. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    hahahaha. Mate... cant ever sya ive tried thatr actually.