My employers check bounced

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  1. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Yep, that's right my employer's check bounced and now I am out a whole months worth of pay. Who has an epic or subtle idea for revenge? I need some council on this.
     
  2. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    take there family hostage?
     
  3. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    1.) go into work
    2.) go postal
    3.) kill boss
    4.) suicide by cop
    5.) profit?
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    NEVER take matters into your own hands. report this to the authorities. never do drugs. also, never rape. i hope ive made myself clear.
     
  5. modern

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    Build a fort out of dry poo and sharpened rulers. Barracade yourself in the building, then when he enters, start flingin' it rambo style, and use your sharpened rulers as spears or bow an arrows. Also, drink a lot before doing so.
     
  6. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    ^^ You haven't really explained why he would enter a makeshift building made of poo..


    Before taking this to the Labour Relations board have you tried talking to them? Does this happen alot or is this a one off? Also how easy is it for you to get your hands on some alligators? I understand you guys are surrounded by them..
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Maybe attach a sign outside of poo fort saying "Free Money & Wimminz inside"
     
  8. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    Poo Fort>>>Dog Fort
     
  9. modern

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    I don't have too, it's art
     
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    Post super cool story on drum and bass website.
     
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    Fill a water pistol up full of piss then run round the building shooting everyone
     
  12. spitnuk

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    In all seriousness, that's a sign to start looking for another job.
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    needs moar bleach.
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    turn to devil worship, the constellation of taurus, the star goat, and the codex necro
     
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  15. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    It is time to get another job. In all seriousness I going to have to sue my employer. However, I need to hear more epic ideas of revenge. Papa what could I do with an allegator I work in a kitchen so they would respond with kitchen knives and cook them up into a tasty Louisanna dish. I need better ideas people help.
     
  16. fractal

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    try not being stupid and getting your money before u do something dumb
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    cant talk, being pixar. with codeine and redwines.
     
  18. Subjekt Music

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    An eastern european man on a pogo stick

    bouncing czech
     
  19. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Did you watch the film Blank Cheque wen you were younger?
    Build a waterslide
     
  20. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    kidnap children.