my dick is fked up

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by logikz, Nov 6, 2012.

  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    everytime i fk this chick either my mouth or my dick breaks out in this rash which i believe to be extreme herpes
    what the fuck dude, its harmless ok alright fair enough but do you want this red blotched discoloration on your most cherished part
    and its big too btw my dick is huge, it costs a late night fee, your dick got the age-eye-vee. no, im projecting now, im the one with this cammo looking dick in red beige pink and its freaking me ouuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttt
    wat do. i need to fuck you do understand this. dont you.
     
  2. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Does it look like this?
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  3. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    You've got the super AIDS.
     
  4. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    im sorry to hear this karl.. my immediate thought was you could have contracted the aids.. but on second read this certainly does look like a severe case of the herpes virus. Now alot of people get it twisted. Based on my STI knowledge there is too types..

    HPV - a virus that can lay dorment within for years. symptoms - itching, irritation, wang warts. Easilly treated apparently.

    Herpes - THE WORST KIND. once you have these.. well... its game over from there son. you may aswel marry her and have little herpes kids. we will name you the 'Happy Herpes Houshold'

    I can see it now.. All red cocked and depressed. soothing eachothers lip sores with Zovirax ( which lets face it.. its only there to give you hope)


    Hope this helps mate x
     
  5. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i believe none of this to be true.

    look what has happened is you have finally got lucky with that 1 armed chick from the bodega that used to be a man but is now all good depending on how much of a trooper u r.
    anyway, i have heard from a reliable source that that tricks pungtang clan is full of fungus.

    basically karl you have athletes foot on ur mini man.
    but its ok, its easily treatable.
    step 1 get some sialic acid
    rub that shit everywhere thats sore.
    step 2 - lie back and think of a proper country, like great britain for a maximum of 10 mins.
    step 3 - don't scratch.
    step 4 - underpants
    step 5 profit

    step 6 - strap up in future. even tho that sort of thing is for pussies.
     
  6. mistasfx

    mistasfx MISTA SFX

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    Sounds like bad thrush to me
     
  7. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    is it simplex A or B?
     
  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    this is most distressing news. sialic acid? very well, i shall rub up and tetll you how it went. knowing you itll ptonsnlu mskr me fivk uo. nuy
     
  9. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Sounds like your dick has a phobia towards women, classic defensive manouveur, some deep sea dwelling creatures change colour when frightened.
     
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  10. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Boiling water kills shit right? Try putting your dick in some boiling salt water. It will cure the rash and turn your penis bright red obscuring the pink. Don't worry my friend here on the dnb forum well help you solve this problem.
     
  11. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Best solution for this is to fuck mad bitches and spread the aids, this way when your positive atleast u can still get pussy..
    or pour clorox down your urethra
     
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    RUSSLA DNBF Monarch

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  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i dont see what choice i have. good call, thats whats going to happen, the world will be a gateway of thirsthy shining blades and if i am to have red blisters on my muy thai there will be nothing but the sermon of the serpent for the rest of woman kind
     
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  14. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    It's not just boiling water I've heard that the saliva from guard dogs mouths can clear this sort of mess right up. Let them lick it Karl. Lick it.
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    satan has had his eyes on you for longer than you think. much longer than you think youve existed in fact. much longer than anything ever.
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    :lol: girl is dirty
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah. do you reckon it goes away on its own, like itll pass, or do i have to get ointment or whatever the thing was to cure this
     
  18. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    i thought i got the herpes a couple of times, turned out i'd been slamming to much shaved pussy.
     
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  19. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Karl u got that shit for life bro
     
  20. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Google is your friend, try and match some pictures up to it