my day at the dutch unisex spa

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  1. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    im amphibious, i was raised under water. love swimming, and ill get in whenever i get within 100 meters of an ocean.

    however, i did have a bit of a funny experience this sunday, when me and my girlfriend went to a spa that her parents had fixed us up with for her birthday.
    with a plenthora of different sized and temeperatured pools and saunas.

    holland works like so, unisex dressing room, shower, and sauna. and in a spa its no swimwear allowed, anywhere.
    towels certainly but noone seemed bothered with wearing them much.

    so its me and my girl, buck naked. round a bunch of other people of all ages and sizes. also buck naked. no individual stuff anywhere either, showers and pools,
    youre all in there together.

    by the way, i found theres a correlation between shaved pubic hair and tattoos. i have also observed the various techniques people employ to look at your schlong. for instance theres the sneak-a-peek, theres the meditative comatose stare, and of course the less modest one, gawking with the eyebrows wiggeling and the mouth making a big 'O'.

    i saw some wrong things man, old women with a bush you wouldnt beleive, a woman with the most intense gunt i have ever seen, and a dude with a tattoed schlong. whilst i busied myself with keeping my hands off my girl, i did happen to glance at a few very attractive girls too, there was that, too.
    womens asses are huge these days i dare say. my word. theres even a name for it, 'designers disease' when a girls all petite but real huge from the waist down.

    i dont know if there is any other country than holland that does unisex like that, as default, i mean usually you get a warning or a sign or something, but noone even mentioned the word 'nudist' or nothing. it was just the natural order of things and thats that.

    whats your thoughts on that, by the way. unisex bathouses?

    dutch girls all get the same look on their face when you go 'naked men and women? in the same space?!',
    theres a frantic smile and a nod but its more like the entire bodys shaking along with the head.

    see im from sweden where we keep the two sexes strictly separated in these kinds of circumstance, so as to avoid dilly dallyin and the like.
    stemming from as far back as the days of the vikings, the basic priniciple, no women allowed at the victory feast,
    so thered be noone to display how strong and brave you are when you got a few drinks down and strike an axe into the next man.
    i think we all can agree on that there is a certain freedom you only can enjoy whilst in the company of your own gendre.
    plus im a huge fan of swimwear, few things better than a girl in a bikini.

    anyway i find it a much healthier take on nakedness, but to me (come to think of it), it falls under the category nudism, and i never got involved with that either.
    it was very liberating, very relaxing, id certainly go again if asked to but im not sure what to think about it just yet.
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    ohh man. i spose theres 2 sides to that coin...did u rock a chub checking all that arse? i would've proudly displayed my bishup on stand
     
  3. dappa don

    dappa don PUMPUM STABBA

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    i think seeing grannys growler would put me off man
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    gives the term 'doing a few lengths' a whole new meaning.

    *shudders*
     
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    what tatoo could possibly look so cool u would have it done on your penis lol
     
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    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    i think i'm actually lost for words.
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    a smillie face on your bellend? :)

    a fork tongue from the japseye? Y

    that'd be pretty, pretty cool.
     
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    dappa don PUMPUM STABBA

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    i have to admit i do have a tattoo on mine my nickname is the dragon slayer.
     
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    dappa don PUMPUM STABBA

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    here it is, it did hurt a little having it done. lol
     
  10. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    OH MY EYES, MY EYES!
     
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    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    that's just not football.
     
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    jay walker 1/2 of Passive/Aggressive

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    us british like to bathe fully clothed (still with our top hat and monocles on), and for women to show there ankles is a hangable offence. :D

    ban the gunt! :ban:
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    absolutely, there were moments when i had to calm down, think about the dimensions of a normal plasma screen tv or the radius of a bike tire, its the the biggest gip ever like all these naked people and youre supposed to act like nothings going on.

    funny part is that i think people would get plenty upset if someone were to walk in wearing a thong
     
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    Treazon Myriad Abstruse

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  18. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    real talk man, real!!

    i wouldve been lounging about like this

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  19. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    but being nude like that, where would you hang your sunglasses?

    also, i'm not sure waxing your leg hair would be the right image.
     
  20. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    ahah pretty ruff stuff pojke, btw did you heard about those feminists in sweden protesting that women should be allowed to go topless in public swimminghalls? because like... men can also be topless and, yeah :teeth: its for real