My Dad, The Pimp...

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    look what my old man went out and bought yesterday!

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    :D a 60 year old grandaddy driving around in a pimp-mobile!

    He'll be pimpin out the wrinkly bitches at the local oldies home when he goes out on his sunday afternoon drives.

    :rofl:
     
  2. 1995ting

    1995ting Active Member

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  3. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    what is he like in the mob or something
     
  4. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    did he get the dubs to go with it?
     
  5. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    That does seem to be the vehicle of choice for up'n'coming rappers who haven't quite made it. Bless up ya dad, soon come he will be big in the game.
     
  6. mattyb_999

    mattyb_999 DJ Laize

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    Someone has spare cash!
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    did you ever consider that? that your father might be a rapper? it happens you know
     
  8. Prospekt

    Prospekt Active Member

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    dADDY GUMBY BE SMASHIN IT OH DEAR SHIIITTTT . SS.S.S.SSO SICK
     
  9. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    my grandads got a jag xk8 i reckon their jus avin really late mid life crisis's or end life crisis for want of a better phrase
     
  10. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    thats awful profound dan, my word
     
  11. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Dan my Grandad has some shitty Peugeot could you please attach a crisis to this. I hope it doesnt mean he is also dieing or thinking about spending the rest of his life as a homosexual
     
  12. YOUNG TUNA

    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    my father had this machine that makes like bonaqua or vichy or whatever you call it, you know water with bubbles out of water, it's great and pimp
     
  13. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Is your father Willy Wonka and do you live in a chocolate factory. I would be so envious if true
     
  14. dizzzeejungle

    dizzzeejungle Junglist Down Under..

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    does he cruise around northbridge on saturday nights ? haha would be classic
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    how you reckon they make mineral water anyway, is it a spring or do they add them and if so what do they look like. im seeing a ground rock type powder, possibly some flakey salt and you sprinkle that in a tank. with a shovel. so you shovel a bunch of gravel in water, carbonize and bottle it. you reckon they carbonize it in the bottle? or in the tank
     
  16. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I know exactly how they do it. The water was first put into the bottle 3000 years ago along with the rock and slowly the rock eroded and made the spring water. Painstaking I know for their forefathers and not much money was made but now look whos laughing FACT
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    its also how most magic tricks are performed, you go back, lets say to the roman era when they were making the vase and put the coin in, smash it 2000 years later on a stage wearing a magnificent hairdo and a cloak say presto, but how do you know so much all of a sudden
     
  18. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Epiphanys Bruv Epiphanys
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what about epitome, i thought it said epi-toe-me for a full 0.476 seconds first time i read that on a gif with a cat looking well deserved of a swift chop in the soft parts
     
  20. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    That's what Coca-Cola did with their 'mineral' water. Took tap water and added minerals + CO2.

    Real mineral water comes from a spring and is highly mineralised thanks to passing through rocks naturally.