Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Moskit, Dec 24, 2012.
Then made me drink the spunk.
how'd it taste?
Haha that's brilliant
We need to come up with some alternative taglines of our own, for the lols, like...
VIP cancer scare for 2 is going to be hard to beat
6 WEEKS TO LIVE LIKE A KING LOL
I SWALLOWED AN EGG WHOLE - WEEKS LATER I SHAT A CHICKEN.
MY PREGNANT WIFE WAS SUNBED ADDICT - CHILD WAS BORN BLACK.
MY VIRGIN WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO THE SON OF GOD.
GOD ARRESTED FOR RAPE CLAIMS.
"FATHER OF MY CHILDREN HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A TESCO'S FINEST QUICHE..... BUT I STILL LOVE HIM"
"WIN A KIM JONG IL EXPERIENCE FOR YOU & 3.5 MATES"
"I SUFFERED FROM CRIPPLING DIARRHOEA FOR TWO YEARS. MEDICAL EXAM PROVES FATHER IN-LAW WAS HIDDEN IN MY BOWELS THE WHOLE TIME!!!"
You can't deny this I read it on the internet and somebody made a youtube video of their face talking about it.
DISIPLINARY HEARING FOR WORK WANK HERO
Ed! You're back!!!
OLD PEOPLE DIE IN WINTER, NOW IS THE TIME TO PLAN YOUR MOVE WITH OUR 12 PAGE GUIDE TO COUNCIL BUNGALOWS
WESTMINISTER PONCHO STOLEN BY SOMEBODYS ARSE
44 TIMES MORE IN PREGNANT AND BIG FACE - SAYS HE DONE A RUNNER
MY ARSE WROTE ME A LETTER - ABOUT SOMBODYS BALLS.
LOCAL PIKEY SAVES ORPHANAGE FROM FIRE AND THEY DESERVED TO DIE
CHINA ELECTS 1980 AGAIN - FACE AIDS FREE
i dont think you've got a leg to stand on as my niece saw a some chinese on the tube and she'd know too as she spent nearly a month working at the oxfam in shoreditch. anyway the don't have question marx in africa on account of them being fractal.
as a rascist i find you comments very offensive. it's the daily mail all over again.
Oh my dear sweet jesus i've missed you Kurt.
FRITZL SECRET PRISON DUNGEON DICOVERY FINDS MADDIE - LORD LUCAN - AND THEIR ALBINO KIDS
QUEENS QUEEF GAVE BRUCE FORSYTH THROAT EBOLA
SUE BOYLE ADMITS JIMMY SAVILLE RAPE - 'HE WAS ASKING FOR IT' SAYS DIRTY OLD COCK LOVING TIP-RAT
RACIST COUPLE SELL CELEBRITY CUM TO CHINLESS SPASTICS
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