MY BOYFRIEND WANKED OFF 1000 ELEPHANTS

SIRUS

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I SWALLOWED AN EGG WHOLE - WEEKS LATER I SHAT A CHICKEN.

MY PREGNANT WIFE WAS SUNBED ADDICT - CHILD WAS BORN BLACK.

MY VIRGIN WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO THE SON OF GOD.

GOD ARRESTED FOR RAPE CLAIMS.
 

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"FATHER OF MY CHILDREN HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A TESCO'S FINEST QUICHE..... BUT I STILL LOVE HIM"

"WIN A KIM JONG IL EXPERIENCE FOR YOU & 3.5 MATES"
 

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"I SUFFERED FROM CRIPPLING DIARRHOEA FOR TWO YEARS. MEDICAL EXAM PROVES FATHER IN-LAW WAS HIDDEN IN MY BOWELS THE WHOLE TIME!!!"
 

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WESTMINISTER PONCHO STOLEN BY SOMEBODYS ARSE
44 TIMES MORE IN PREGNANT AND BIG FACE - SAYS HE DONE A RUNNER
MY ARSE WROTE ME A LETTER - ABOUT SOMBODYS BALLS.
LOCAL PIKEY SAVES ORPHANAGE FROM FIRE AND THEY DESERVED TO DIE
CHINA ELECTS 1980 AGAIN - FACE AIDS FREE
 

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i dont think you've got a leg to stand on as my niece saw a some chinese on the tube and she'd know too as she spent nearly a month working at the oxfam in shoreditch. anyway the don't have question marx in africa on account of them being fractal.

as a rascist i find you comments very offensive. it's the daily mail all over again.
 

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WESTMINISTER PONCHO STOLEN BY SOMEBODYS ARSE
44 TIMES MORE IN PREGNANT AND BIG FACE - SAYS HE DONE A RUNNER
MY ARSE WROTE ME A LETTER - ABOUT SOMBODYS BALLS.

LOCAL PIKEY SAVES ORPHANAGE FROM FIRE AND THEY DESERVED TO DIE

CHINA ELECTS 1980 AGAIN - FACE AIDS FREE
Oh my dear sweet jesus i've missed you Kurt.
 

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#19
FRITZL SECRET PRISON DUNGEON DICOVERY FINDS MADDIE - LORD LUCAN - AND THEIR ALBINO KIDS
QUEENS QUEEF GAVE BRUCE FORSYTH THROAT EBOLA
SUE BOYLE ADMITS JIMMY SAVILLE RAPE - 'HE WAS ASKING FOR IT' SAYS DIRTY OLD COCK LOVING TIP-RAT
RACIST COUPLE SELL CELEBRITY CUM TO CHINLESS SPASTICS
 
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