MY BOYFRIEND WANKED OFF 1000 ELEPHANTS

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  1. Moskit

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    Then made me drink the spunk.
     
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    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    how'd it taste?
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    Haha that's brilliant
     
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    We need to come up with some alternative taglines of our own, for the lols, like...
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    VIP cancer scare for 2 is going to be hard to beat
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    6 WEEKS TO LIVE LIKE A KING LOL
     
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    I SWALLOWED AN EGG WHOLE - WEEKS LATER I SHAT A CHICKEN.

    MY PREGNANT WIFE WAS SUNBED ADDICT - CHILD WAS BORN BLACK.

    MY VIRGIN WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO THE SON OF GOD.

    GOD ARRESTED FOR RAPE CLAIMS.
     
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    "I SUFFERED FROM CRIPPLING DIARRHOEA FOR TWO YEARS. MEDICAL EXAM PROVES FATHER IN-LAW WAS HIDDEN IN MY BOWELS THE WHOLE TIME!!!"
     
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    GZero No fear no sound!

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    You can't deny this I read it on the internet and somebody made a youtube video of their face talking about it.

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    DISIPLINARY HEARING FOR WORK WANK HERO
     
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    Ed! You're back!!!

    :)
     
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    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    OLD PEOPLE DIE IN WINTER, NOW IS THE TIME TO PLAN YOUR MOVE WITH OUR 12 PAGE GUIDE TO COUNCIL BUNGALOWS
     
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    WESTMINISTER PONCHO STOLEN BY SOMEBODYS ARSE
    44 TIMES MORE IN PREGNANT AND BIG FACE - SAYS HE DONE A RUNNER
    MY ARSE WROTE ME A LETTER - ABOUT SOMBODYS BALLS.
    LOCAL PIKEY SAVES ORPHANAGE FROM FIRE AND THEY DESERVED TO DIE
    CHINA ELECTS 1980 AGAIN - FACE AIDS FREE
     
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    GZero No fear no sound!

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    i dont think you've got a leg to stand on as my niece saw a some chinese on the tube and she'd know too as she spent nearly a month working at the oxfam in shoreditch. anyway the don't have question marx in africa on account of them being fractal.

    as a rascist i find you comments very offensive. it's the daily mail all over again.
     
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    Oh my dear sweet jesus i've missed you Kurt.
     
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    FRITZL SECRET PRISON DUNGEON DICOVERY FINDS MADDIE - LORD LUCAN - AND THEIR ALBINO KIDS
    QUEENS QUEEF GAVE BRUCE FORSYTH THROAT EBOLA
    SUE BOYLE ADMITS JIMMY SAVILLE RAPE - 'HE WAS ASKING FOR IT' SAYS DIRTY OLD COCK LOVING TIP-RAT
    RACIST COUPLE SELL CELEBRITY CUM TO CHINLESS SPASTICS
     
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