Mustard Man

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  1. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Mustard uhh behold
    Hahahaha
    A story that I rather not have told
    Of a mustard mayhem!

    I'm riding and I'm running in my sleep
    From mustard man
    He chases me 'til the last sunrise
    And fucks me in his mom's mini van

    Mustard man whoa, whoa bow down
    I must serve you
    I am on the ground
    Bowing to your mustard shit
    Lick your ass at the end of it
    I will march for you mustard man; ill stay true

    Wu, Wu when I shit, when I try to run away, mustard man whipped me with his mustard chain,
    And his mustard seeds pissed in my face
    And I bleed; Mustard… disease!

    You think it's hot, but try on theese jeans made of whicker,
    And they've got horse fleas,
    Mustard in my dreams. Whoa!

    Mustard god I'm on my knees bowing for you it's hot
    I feel pleasure, won't you please serve me twice tonight I need
    Wu, Wu
    Mustard seeds like I set up in my head
    Jam them with some sugarcane, pleasured so good and I feel the pain

    Wu Wu mustard makes me cry, I hate it.
    Suicide

    I'd rather die then eat mustard flies, in a bowl of shit stains, snot and die
    You don't know how it feels to have a girl break my heart.
    And rip it out, into mustard
    She'd rather fuck mustard, never!

    Mustard God, don't take away from me, the pleasure of a young girl,
    Who I'm gonna marry
    You!

    I've got a broken heart from a mustard girl
    She rocks my world, and now I'm allergic and on my knees and perverted

    Mustard down loads in my wrong, I need a piece of shit
    A log can feel my hands with mustard,
    Wu, Wu, I don't need that I like custard, um

    Mustard
    Marching for Mr. Mustard


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGTHoMUU8BY
     
  2. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    This is from CKY with Bam etc..
     
  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I've been drinking at lunch too.

    Its allright innit.

    Hold tight the 4pm hangover crew.

    La ta taaaaaaa.
     
  4. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    no, its from the Gnarkill album, was made for the film Haggard.
     
  5. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    well i enjoyed it
     
  7. D Double U

    D Double U FQ Sessions

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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    drugs are too widely avaliable as this video proves!
     
  9. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Friday bump for the mustard mayhem.
     
  10. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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  11. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    Nothing beats his Chinese delivery man rap.


    DiCamillo is God.
     
  12. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
    I'm-a give it to you now
    Who like my chopstick
    hit you when I shit with my little-ass dick. Yellow
    If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
    I never seen nothin' like you before
    I can kick you
    higher than you can kick me
    I can kick you way up into a tree
    Who wants a taste of my oo-long tea? Ho ha ho ha who chi chi
    Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my wang?
    Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
    Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
    You will fall down and break a leg
    Everybody wanna see me break an egg. Well I don't
    but I like fried rice and I got lice
    Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
    that ain't nice for the fortune cookie I always charge you twice
    Delivery is free but not from me I always want a dolla fifty
    fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
    War when I hit you with the shit do a split
    Take a shit have to go eat my shit kung-fu
    Want my buffet? You fucking gay, ah
    Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the fuck away
    Hit you in the balls, Only Americans eat duck sauce
    And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
    Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a piss
    In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
    WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
    I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
    And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, bitch
    Everything cost a little bit
    So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
    I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
    I can smoke a bong and I can do it all night long
    And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
    I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
    When I get you and bake you
    Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
    Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
    God damn that shit burned blew away my whole city
    Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
    God damn thats a sad goygo goodbye
    And if you wanna come on in
    You can work in to my world where the yellow shit begins HAI YA
    Can't be tamed
    I got shit to control your brain and it's called
    Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
    So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
    No wok tow ung di day
    HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
    huhhhuhu huh
    oh shit ​