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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Not been out hunting yet ? Any good patches found other than in your sock drawer ?
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    weather up north has been dry so haven't bothered
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    theres some good lsd going around.

    in leeds. always sunny in leeds, or so they say.

    leeds is in bristol, right?
     
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    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    theres some good pills too

    leeds in yorkshire
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yorkshire is in bristol though, right? like the greater area, so to speak, or thats what we call it in the netherlands, i assume you have something similar
     
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    Some of my friends went picking last year. I heard the aftermath and it was some funny stuff. I wouldn't touch them though.
     
  8. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    bristol is in the south west

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  9. Dannyboy93

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    loads round my way, me and my mates went hunting last weekend and found a fuck load of fly caps, and they are goooood!!!
     
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    fly caps? the soma? you eat the fly ulgaric?? the big one with white stalk, red cap, white spots? that thing was worsphipped as a god in india for a while (called soma). the vikings would eat it and go bazerk, bazerk meaning bär-särk, as in without-shirt, but in war, so killing many enemies without your armour on, thats what berzerk means. and yes, it was related to the fly ulgaric. they have a reputation for killing people in sweden, nobody knows that you can get high as frickl frackl on them. i think anyway.
     
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    yeah man that's the one, gotta prepare them first but once they are prepared they make you go full on Viking bazerk!
     
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    really? whats the preparation routine like?

    the indidgineous people of the russian steppe doesnt have alcohol, their way to have fun on a friday is to eat the fly ulgaric.

    their preparation routine is that women chew the mushroom and shape it in their mouth into a ball, that the men then will scarf down.

    the funny thing about this story is that in their culture, drinking piss is normal.
    for those who cannot afford mushroom tripping on the friday, had a bad week of hunting and gathering, they wait by the piss place on the edge of the village or wherever they have that, with bowls to gather the piss from the men that are in the cheiftans druggy hut, tripping balls. when they go for a piss, they stick their bowls under the stream and gulp that down.

    see, the body doesnt break down the fly ulgarics active ingredient, it goes straight out in the piss, so if you get some mushroom trippy piss, you will trip too. but, granted, you would have to drink piss. and they do, and its considered normal.

    so thats their preparation. whats yours, make tea? i heard you should make tea from them to survive, any truth to that
     
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    I've heard of some people put it in tea, I'm more of a drying them with a fan man myself
     
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    a) how long does that take?
    b) pretty happy drinking piss is off the table. doesnt sound clever at all.
     
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    a) depends how moist they are, can take a few hours up to a day, you can tell when though because they go all dry and shrivelled and shit

    b) yeah drinking piss does not seem clever at all, unless you like that sort of thing and let people with aids piss on your face on the regs, you know, like the chuckle brothers, I reckon they love a golden shower, to me to you and all that, dirty trampoline sniffers they are!
     
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    Yeah. You ever have a bitch asking you to piss on her? I did and I refused. Not cos it's degrading or some crap like that but I thought about it and logic dictates that once you finished pissing her in the face, she's going to pop up like a bed spring and tweet 'my turn!' and you'll never look at the vagina the same again.

    Also, I piss green toxic waste sometimes, its fucking disgusting ffs
     
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    haven't had that happen before but if I do I know now to refuse, I ain't having no bitch piss on my face, even if it is filled with mushroomey goodness!!
     
  18. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    you only need the skin of the fly agaric, but if you do a proper hit you go into a coma for about 1-2 hours and then wake up fucked as fuck. Would rather not - apparently ketamine is very safe, but again I am not up for it .....
     
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    ketamine is the shit apparently