MTV's my super sweet 16

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  1. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    can push a man over the edge. ive had a shit wknd. im considering hurting people. this tripe may well be the final straw. i just did a psycho laugh at myself for keeping it on as long as i could without smashing the tv, that coupled with the fact im way passed my drinking without rape limit spells potential disaster. someone plz restore my faith in co

























    cks
     
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    moriaty Active Member

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    no way, unleash the furry. get out on the street and start smashing teenager's heads. KILL EM!
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Those twats really get on my fucking nerves "NO THE FUCKING ROLLING STONES WONT DO, I WANT THE FUCKING BEATLES ON TOP OF THE RED DRAGON DIAMIOND WATERFALL WITH DOLPHINS"
     
  4. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Some of them would get it right in the shitter tho.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Is that post intended to be homosexual or paedophilic in nature?
     
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    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Possibly both. Definately one.
     
  7. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    Never seen the show but seen clips of it. Just reading the name of the show pisses me off. Spoilt little cunts.
     
  8. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    this spoilt little cunt had jay z fucking wishing the cunt happy birthday, i felt like raping his unborn kids and cutting out their genitals. i would happily kill someone if if i had resolute proof i would get away with it right now
     
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    plan it, do it, and do it well ;)
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    your only allowed to say that once the program has finished and they are actually 16 haha
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Get out of my head.
     
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    Floating Hunter Well-Known Member

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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    get out of my twat
     
  14. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I had the misfortune of witnessing an episode a year or so ago because my missus likes this kind of shite. It was this ginger brummy bint. She was the most spoilt, obnoxious excuse for a human I've seen in 16:9 format! Daddy bought her little 'princess' anything she wanted because she'd throw a tantrum if she didn't get it. A little google has found that she is called Jayde Fleming-Smith. This is her on the right. I ended up walking out of the living room because I found myself getting ready to explode with anger.

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    I think Charlie Brooker sums this program up nicely.

     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    mikey-bizzle-08 WASTEMAN!

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    She's from my town went to the same school as me but about 5 years younger than me though. Stupid spoilt lil bitch got some abuse off ppl round here that saw it hahahaha
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I want to stab her repeatedly in the face with a rusty spork.
     
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    the british version is scripted
     
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    Most of it is I guess dude