Discussion in 'Waffle' started by wo88le, Mar 8, 2010.
That oh so special day's coming up fast.
What have you got planned for the old biddie?
I thought it was yesterday?
Almost worked you prick.
Had me for about 2 seconds.
Nothing because I disagree with the whole idea of having a whole day set aside to celebrate your mother
No seriously, when is it?
My old dears in N.Y so sent her a text saying happy mothers day, was gonna get something after work today for her for when she gets back...
I would put aside a whole month if I could afford it.
My Mum rules.
Yeh, your mum is a rather special lady.
Predictable, but yeah...
When is fucking Mothers Day?
Its on a Sunday, but which one is the question? Im guessing its this one as all the adverts are on now.
Its this Sunday the 14th, I jumped the gun, sorry.
I'll get her one of those clichè I LOVE YOU MUM compilation CDs. £11.99 plus some chocolates, job done for £17.
I'm gonna get a card & some chocolate, fix up a manicure type thing locally, then take her out for a nice meal.
this and a card?
bish, bash, bosh
same day as steak and a blowjob day i do believe.
a card and some chocs and a bottle, then kick off at my brother cos he has got her nothing and how he is the worst son ever, even tho he has no money and he is only 4....Yout of today eh?
Send her my way for a facial.
shits not till May 9th
its different here dude...
I've written my old dear a poem:
I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.
Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I'd drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.
You'd hate her, shes Muslim.
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