Mother's Day

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  1. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    That oh so special day's coming up fast.

    What have you got planned for the old biddie?
     
  2. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I thought it was yesterday?
     
  3. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Almost worked you prick.

    Had me for about 2 seconds.
     
  4. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    Nothing because I disagree with the whole idea of having a whole day set aside to celebrate your mother
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    No seriously, when is it?

    My old dears in N.Y so sent her a text saying happy mothers day, was gonna get something after work today for her for when she gets back...
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I would put aside a whole month if I could afford it.

    My Mum rules.
     
  7. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Yeh, your mum is a rather special lady.
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Predictable, but yeah...

    When is fucking Mothers Day?
     
  9. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    Its on a Sunday, but which one is the question? Im guessing its this one as all the adverts are on now.
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Its this Sunday the 14th, I jumped the gun, sorry.
     
  11. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    I'll get her one of those clichè I LOVE YOU MUM compilation CDs. £11.99 plus some chocolates, job done for £17.
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I'm gonna get a card & some chocolate, fix up a manicure type thing locally, then take her out for a nice meal.
     
  13. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    same day as steak and a blowjob day i do believe.
     
  15. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    a card and some chocs and a bottle, then kick off at my brother cos he has got her nothing and how he is the worst son ever, even tho he has no money and he is only 4....Yout of today eh?
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    Send her my way for a facial.
     
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    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    shits not till May 9th
     
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    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Hahahaha!


    I've written my old dear a poem:

    I froze your tears and made a dagger,
    and stabbed it in my cock forever.
    It stays there like Excalibur,
    Are you my Arthur?
    Say you are.

    Take this cool dark steeled blade,
    Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
    I'd drown with you to be together.
    Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    You'd hate her, shes Muslim.