Most Useless Gifts You Have Recieved

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    I had this Chinese friend who returned home and I asked him to bring me back some really good Chinese Kung Fu DVDs. So a month later he returned with an early Jet Li movie called Shaolin Temple. I thought thats cool I'll watch that when I get home. So I put the DVD in but all the instructions were in fucking Chinese I started pressing options but couldn't get anywhere, never have its a fucking unknown quantity. Case looks brilliant though makes me look real multicultural when I have visitors.

    Post useless gifts I command you.
     
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    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    I bought my lil bro LittleBigPlant for x-mas this year and he got my an Etch-A-Sketch!

    A FUCKING ETCH-A-SKETCH!!!

    WOT AM I GOING TO DO WITH THAT....? :shrug:
     
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    I got a notepad for christmas once.


    Thanks *awkward smile*

    Also, bought my mate an xbox game for christmas just gone, and he bought me a fucking rubber duck.


    YES A RUBBER DUCK!

    Then a week later, he goes.. 'so you used you duck yet mate'

    No,

    No i havent you stingey fucker
     
  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Yeah that kind of thing happened to me last Christmas. I bought my mother a Wii and Wii Fit and she bought me a picture frame. It was a nice frame though I use it to frame my Double Penetration Porn collage.
     
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    sketch an etch*

    i got given a leather hat once, like what they wear in the gay bars in police academy
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Etch a Sketch used to really do my head in they used to lure you in with some fancy artwork that the little 8 year old boy on the box knocked up, but in reality when you got it out of the box you struggled to be able to draw a straight line. I think the best I have ever seen anyone achieve is a wind stricken shed.
     
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    An etch-a-sketch is awesome to keep in the shitter! Also makes a pretty good rolling tray.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Oh no you didnt
     
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    mansell husk basically*

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    I could of predicted you we're going to say that... :rolleyes:
     
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    pfft no you couldn't im too edgey and cool to be predicted :crazy:
     
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    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    my sister got me a rubber coin purse thing :clown:
     
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    i got a snowman that you put in water and it becomes fluffy....

    what the fuck?
     
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    was given this FAIL
     
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Sheep thong that makes Baa sounds..useful for comedy value, and little else. Shoecked a few people so far so I guess some use, but nott really useful eh
     
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    muzzadj POW!

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    i got a fan for christmas, was like, wtf? its fucking winter lol!
     
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    i always put some matches in birthday cards.

    its just one of my things, also put the pen i wrote the card with in aswell...all sorts of random shit.
     
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    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    u could always send to me :D
     
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    YOUNG TUNA IT'S ME BITCHES

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    I got some Chinese little man a small dick statue thingy or something, and he's supposed to pee when put into boiling water. Now needless to say I was so hyped about it I immediately went home with it and started boiling some water. I couldn't wait for the guy to pee it was the best thing ever. Then when I finally pour the boiling water on top of him he doesn't pee. He didn't do anything and I was mentally crushed. Scarred for life.