Most hilarious thing I read in High School

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  1. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    This thread ='ed fail.

    Sorted.
     
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  2. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    The bible

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    Your link not workin for me bro
     
  3. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Should be sorted now.
     
  4. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Thats dark mate, not hilarious, some cunt eatin loadsa drugs and diein whilst people watch, sort it out!

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    Ha, me gettin on my 'high' horse
     
  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    whoa... just read all of it.. that manky.. the lad poppin the pills must of been a complete turd.. and the lads eggin him on are worse
     
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    Harry3 Chuki

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    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    tone090 Bare back rider!

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    Thats fucked up.
     
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    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    I don't rele understand this thread
     
  10. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    The fact that there was a chatroom full of dongs who thought it was cool to see their internet buddy overdose right before their eyes was funny to me in high school. I don't think it's funny at all now, that's why I said high school, guys. Although, that smoke2k character makes me lol a little bit.

    Point of the thread: show me something you used to lol at hardcore.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    used to lol at hardcore ...

    ....



    ..... really ?


    you sound like my dad, trying to be 'down with the kids' ...

    and in your original post, you made it quite clear you find it funny, you've changed it now, realising we are not as cunty as yourself .. and judging by your age, you didnt leave 'high school' to long ago ...

    so ... its probably likely, you still find it funny.. and thus .. are a cunt
     
  12. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Brilliant..

    <Bloodninja> I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
    <Sarah19fca> mmmm, okay.
    <Bloodninja> I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
    <Sarah19fca> Yeah I like it rough.
    <Bloodninja> I smack you thick booty.
    <Sarah19fca> Oh yeah, that feels good.
    <Bloodninja> Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
    <Bloodninja> I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
    <Sarah19fca> you like that?
    <Bloodninja> I peel some bananas.
    <Sarah19fca> Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
    <Bloodninja> get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
    <Sarah19fca> Peanuts?
    <Bloodninja> Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
    <Sarah19fca> What are you talking about?
    <Bloodninja> I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
    <Sarah19fca> This is stupid.
    <Bloodninja> Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
    <Bloodninja> Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
    <Bloodninja> Yeeaahhhh.
    <Sarah19fca> /ignore
    <Bloodninja> Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
    <Bloodninja> We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
     
  13. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    hes a fucking legend haha, my fave:

    <Partner6> So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
    <J-Doggg> Yeah, J for Julie.
    <Partner6> So whats with the "Dogg"
    <J-Doggg> Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
    <Partner6> Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
    <J-Doggg> Yeah like I got 6 guns.
    <Partner6> Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
    <J-Doggg> hehe, of course baby.
    <Partner6> I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
    <J-Doggg> Ohh, it's so big.
    <Partner6> Yeah, what you want to do?
    <J-Doggg> Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
    <Partner6> It likes that.
    <J-Doggg> aight.
    <Partner6> Keep talking to me baby...
    <J-Doggg> I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
    <Partner6> Mmmm, daddy like.
    <J-Doggg> I unzip my pants...
    <Partner6> Yes, show me what you got.
    <J-Doggg> I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
    <Partner6> WTF?!
    <J-Doggg> Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
    <Partner6> I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only fuck women...
    <J-Doggg> Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
    <Partner6> You dipshit.
    <J-Doggg> I whimper to myself...
    <J-Doggg> please don't shoot me Mr.
     
  14. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    There all pretty funny, this one had me laughin..

    Gimp: heyyy
    Lover of Gimps: hey
    Gimp: asl?
    Lover of Gimps: 25 m us
    Lover of Gimps: you?
    Gimp: 24 f usa
    Gimp: wanna cyber?
    Lover of Gimps: sure
    Lover of Gimps: i've never done it before.
    Lover of Gimps: how does it work?
    Lover of Gimps: you just type things that you'd like to do?
    Gimp: yea
    Gimp: im on the bed, waiting for you
    Lover of Gimps: help me out...
    Lover of Gimps: i'm naked and jumping onto the bed....
    Lover of Gimps: can i lick your cunt?
    Gimp: not yet, you have to take off my clothes
    Gimp: im moaning, waiting for you
    Lover of Gimps: i sit on the edge of the bed... sit you up for a second... and take off your shirt... slowly carress your breasts through your bra.
    Gimp: oh yes, this is turning me on
    Lover of Gimps: i run my hand over your pussy above your pants... i can feel it's warmth and your pants are damp....
    Gimp: im so hot, say racist things to me
    Lover of Gimps: kiss your neck while undoing your bra...
    Lover of Gimps: you want me to call you racist names?
    Gimp: oh yes, say offensive things to me
    Lover of Gimps: tell me how you want it, cunt....
    Lover of Gimps: why don't you quit lying there on the bed and take off your fuckin pants spic bitch...
    Lover of Gimps: like that?
    Gimp: more racism
    Lover of Gimps: is that what you want?
    Lover of Gimps: listen you fuckin keik whore... suck my fuckin cock...
    Lover of Gimps: swallow it whole like the dirty little freak you are....
    Gimp: oh yes, more racism!
    Gimp: this is making me so hot
    Lover of Gimps: why don't you quit running that gaping nigger whore mouth of yours and wraps those huge nigger lips around my cock?
    Gimp: oh yes! more racist to more races!
    Gimp: i cant stop myself i jump on you
    Lover of Gimps: suck, wop... why don't you put that pretty mouth to use now...
    Gimp: oh yes!
    Gimp: im rocking in my wheelchair!
    Gimp: im so wet right now
    Lover of Gimps: you fuckin whore... you want it in the ass?
    Lover of Gimps: i bet you do... dirty kraut cunt...
    Lover of Gimps: tell me how you want it.
    Gimp: im crawling towards you with my one working arm
    Lover of Gimps: hot...
    Lover of Gimps: one arm and wheelchair...
    Gimp: im drooling in ecstacy
    Lover of Gimps: are you a midget too?
    Lover of Gimps: quit fucking around, bitch... suck...
    Gimp: im so close to cumming
    Gimp: i whip out my schlong and blast off in your face
    Lover of Gimps: nice
    Gimp: oh yes! take it whore!
     
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    J-Rex soundcloud.com/j-rex

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    0% lol
     
  16. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Alright, can we lock the thread then? I'm not really down with being a cunt. It seems I couldn't argue myself out of this. Mind you, high school is 4 years and this was given to me in year 2 or 3. I apologise for all the fail and mankiness and cuntiness and all the other qualities which you find in me. Apologies probably won't let you unread things that I've posted, but whatevs.

    As for being 'down with the kids' -- that's shit that I say on a regular basis. Whether I'm down matters not, that's who I am. Should that be an older gentleman then I'm an older gentleman at heart.

    Lock it and I'll start all over again... or ban me, it doesn't really matter at this juncture.

    Later.
     
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  17. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Yup, basically.
     
  19. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    whats in the link... im at work. I dont think i should clicky here..??!

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    maybe I wont click after reading that. Why would you find that funny?
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    <Bloodninja> Wanna cyber?
    <MommyMelissa> Sure, you into vegetables?
    <Bloodninja> What like gardening an shit?
    <MommyMelissa> Yeah, something like that.
    <Bloodninja> Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
    <Bloodninja> You bend over to harvest your radishes.
    <Bloodninja> You bend over to harvest your radishes.
    <MommyMelissa> is that it?
    <Bloodninja> You water your tomato patch.
    <Bloodninja> Are you ready for my fresh produce?
    <MommyMelissa> I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
    <MommyMelissa> I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
    <Bloodninja> I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
    <Bloodninja> I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
    <MommyMelissa> Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
    <Bloodninja> my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
    <Bloodninja> Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT.
    <MommyMelissa> ...
    <Bloodninja> My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
    <MommyMelissa> What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
    <Bloodninja> Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
    <MommyMelissa> whatever.

    haha

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    <BloodNinja> Wanna cyber?
    <DirtyKate> K, but don't tell anybody ;)
    <DirtyKate> Who are you?
    <BloodNinja> I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
    <BloodNinja> And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
    <DirtyKate> You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
    <BloodNinja> Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
    <DirtyKate> Haha! OK
    <DirtyKate> Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
    <BloodNinja> Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
    <DirtyKate> I want everything, baby!
    <BloodNinja> Is this a delivery?
    <DirtyKate> Umm...Yes
    <DirtyKate> So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
    <BloodNinja> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
    <BloodNinja> Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
    <DirtyKate> I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
    <BloodNinja> You can't hurry good pizza.
    <BloodNinja> I'm on my way now though
    <BloodNinja> I'm on my way now though
    <DirtyKate> So you're at my front door now.
    <BloodNinja> How did you know?
    <BloodNinja> I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
    <BloodNinja> Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
    <DirtyKate> ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
    <BloodNinja> So you're still in the bathroom?
    <DirtyKate> Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
    <BloodNinja> I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
    <DirtyKate> What the fuck?
    <DirtyKate> You perverted piece of shit
    <DirtyKate> Fuck


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