Most creative ways to call out of work...

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  1. Fes Rock

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    this week, my uncle died and i felldown the subway stairs

    whats yours?
     
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    Cars fucked works for me everytime. Simple but effective
     
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    I once phoned in sick and just said... fuck it - I'll be honest I got pissed last night and woke up late with a violent hangie.

    It was a lie though as i had actually been up all weekend coked up and smoking weed. Never even touched a drop. The dumb bastards never suspected a thing.
     
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    Saturday i fell down the stairs on the transit.
     
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    I didn't call in sick for 3 years. Got awarded a company mug.
    Totally worth it.
     
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    ahahahaha the company mug :rofl:
     
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    I phoned my work one morning still at a house party monged oot ma tits chewing my jaw like a giraffe. apparently the next day my head chef was not impressed with the phone call because I told him the truth. he seen the funny side of it but lets just say that never happened again.

    I had to phone a sicky because I had a hole in my foreskin lol
     
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    Last time I did something like that, I sent a sms to my boss saying I wasn't feeling well. then I turned off my phone for the rest of the day. Very, very creative isn't it?
     
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    I met a guy at a house party that phoned his work for a sicky. he came out with this shit -
    hey chief wont be able to get to work the day, im taking the bird for an abortion.
     
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    i usually ring on Friday or let the boss know before the weekend ill be having a migraine Monday morning
     
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    i did mpg ca;; in for a year sick. I called up one day and said I'm not coming in. The next work day I went in he seemed very concerned. My point, get back to work you lazy bum.
     
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    Called the tonsilitus shout yesterday giving me today off as well. Winner :)
     
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    I email out sick it's much easier
     
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