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  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOURE A HOMO GAY FAG YOU TOTAL PENIS AND THEN YOU SUCK IT BUT FIRST YOU HUG AND PUT YOUR FACE ON HIS CHEST AND YOU FEEL SO SAFE
     
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  3. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    yeah man, I reckon that's his sort of style.
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Matey on the far right gets my vote...

    Moose Knuckle Supreme.

    :borf:

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    Also rusket, just try to climb off my dick sunshine...

    Just for a second...

    Its getting a little embarrassing...

    I know i give off that vibe n like a little joke, but i'm married to a lady with two kids darling...

    Its time to move on.

    :2thumbs:
     
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  6. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    couldn't give a fuck if you were married to the queen mate. I'm having a joke over an internet forum.

    Can't you tell that:















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  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    did you know i watched a haemorroid surgery thing on youtube the other day. it was fascinating, you realize how little skin they actually take up? it was a guy with SEVERE grapes but after they cut it out, the strip of skin was minimal from the punctured blisters. i think i might be suffering from surgical mania, i love surgery specially cosmetic
     
  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    advanced budgie smugglers
     
  10. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Whenever I see Rusket trying to insult someone on here, I always picture a midget trying to fight a UFC fighter. Rusket; you are the midget.
     
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  11. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    hahahaha +1
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah. baby ive been here before. ive seen this room and ive walked this room. i used to live alone before i knew you.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Look, you are a young buck, I can see you seem to be trying to prove something by trying to have digs here and there. You could be here for years for all we know, and you'll probably look back on your posts and see how cringey you were. All I'm saying is just keep your head down and stop trying to insult the people here who could easily chew you up and spit you out :2thumbs:
    Be like Ahmed. He used to be an annoying git, but he chilled the fuck out and now he's grown to be a decent part of the community here. P.S Jo I still haven't forgiven you for spoiling the Walking Dead, you speng! :teeth:
     
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    rysk Part-time waster

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    don't be like ahmed...he's a bellend.

    AND IT'S JOE....FUCKING JOE...I know the long version of my name has no 'E'...BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING JOE. xxx
     
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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    'Fucking' Joe is a bit of an exaggeration though. We all wait with baited breath for that thread...maybe someday Jolian maybe someday.
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  17. Rusket

    Rusket Mix an blend

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    wow, wow, wow. My post was not intended to be taken seriously. It was merely based on his apparent love for gay sex and femininity (judging by his posts).

    I have said it before and I'll say it again, I think Moskit is a funny dude and some of the shit he says actually cracks me up.

    I know very well that a 32 year old, slightly overweight Moskit could probably destroy me in a 1 on 1. I am in no way trying to prove anything.

    Just here for the LOLs people.

    but changing topic... does anyone hate this time of year because their pets start getting fleas?
     
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    My cats are molting
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    its spelled whoa big guy. not wow. gods youre daft. but id take moskit. in a 1 on 1. id punk him out. with my mad killa skillz.
     
  20. Rusket

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    nah its defo wow in the way i wanted to say it :)

     
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