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I want to be a top DJ because i want:

  • To be getting paid 10000000000 quid for 25'

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Everyone in the VIP lounge to offer me fina colombiana and mescaline

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Every junglist kid to get on their knees and scream "I'M NOT WORTH IT" every time they see me

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Every junglette to get on her knees and choke while trying to shout "I'Mnnn NrrOoT-glouh-wortLlTHHhh

    Votes: 8 80.0%

  • Total voters
    10

moriaty

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#1
YEAH!!!!! Another stupid poll by the Gordiest man @ North

If you wanted to be a DJ for other reason than purely love for the music and the scene, what would that be???

Honest answers kids, and remember, yor not voting what you really think, youre voting what you'd think if you were an arsehole(trans. = asshole....for the states crew:D ) trying to become a DJ:afro:








































I left the option:
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To get dubplates and free TPs - Promos years before anyone else
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for SDM to add....you love fukin with peoples threads (inna gud way :D ), dont you??:
 

moriaty

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#7
You lot are not fukin fun @ all.....no shit..you after promos.....how original
Cumon then..let me here some pompus shit about yourself..

I'll start:**clears throat**
--"Can you beleive that asshole? asking me to play Signal...pfttt...thats beeing promoed in coupla months....old shit...hate the people that dont keep up with the scene".......:pimp:---



CUMON YOU BORING *****
Post your favorite -Top DJ- quotes, the ones you dream of saying in the not-so-near future
Keep it real..**taps chest with fist** ....Restekpa








































Btw...whoever tinks i'm beeing seriousis a very sad person, with
no mates except for 3 anemployed stoners, stuck in front of his omnibook xt6200,in his pathetick council house, in the largest town of Europe............Hey....!?!?!
 

jay walker

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mate - i just wanna dj 24/7 so i can play out my nu-hybrid-stylee of gabba, bangra-gayrage (or bangrage) with the vocal talents of Miss Dolly Parton, Willy Nelson and the Mc skills of mc F-nik. :D

its 240bpm, with dueling hick-lick banjos, depressing lyrics an a square-dance 2-step breakdown :-

the first track doing the promo-circuit is “I caught your eye, you caught my S.T.D.” :shake:

Always innovate, never imitate
 
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