Mixed Martial Arts

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Gumby, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    Had my white belt for a few weeks now. look out fellas. I'll be a ninja before you know it.
     
  2. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    not if u try and take on me...

    DES AND TROY WILL FUCKING DESTROY!
     
  3. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    carlton dance isnt martial arts mate
     
  4. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    well... pretty much is. takes alot more strength and disopline.
     
  5. RocksteadyUK

    RocksteadyUK SkimoBeats

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    Nice!!! Well done...

    what sort of shiz are you learning at the mo?



    We'll be seeing you on UFC then in a couple years time... mashing up Rampage Jackson with nothing but submissions with your left hand.
     
  6. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    yea but you rack a disaprin
     
  7. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    :lol:
     
  8. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    toshay
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    think youre hard nonsense ill steal all the food on your plate and make you give me a laptop for christmas every christmas. thats you, cooking dinner and giving laptops.
     
  10. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I am strangely ok with the thought of you beating me up...
     
  11. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    Do you ever get to sweep the reg?
     
  12. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    i'm learning how to take people down, how to punch them, kick them (i have quite a repertoire of kicks now), escape if they grab me, defence against a knife attack... you know, just the usual badass shit.

    some of the nerds in the class are obsessed with UFC. I remember in my very first class, the first thing one guy said to me was 'do you watch UFC?'. I facepalmed in my head.

    ---------- Post added at 08:01 ---------- Previous post was at 07:56 ----------

    i also remember the first time learnt how to roundhouse kick i fuckin lost it laughing cos all i could think about was Rex Kwon Do
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Remember punch through the body, shin kicks lots of 'em fuck those shins up, scissor kick to the temple, job done back to the dojo for majito's and giftbags, fuck that shit up
     
  14. Textbook

    Textbook BUTTER

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    Zer gut. Ive just started doing JKD.
     
  15. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    gumby dominating and finishing with the face sitter .. when you next in the uk again ?
     
  16. views

    views Easily distracte

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    So uh, about that lunch... CANCELLED. INDEFINITELY.

    Spitting on the floor of IGA as we speak. (SO. CLOSEAKSHUDJLAKSHUDJLKASJD.)

    (Lemme know when you're free, yo! William St festival ting tomorrow?)
     
  17. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    IGA LOL.
    dude i am way to hungover to even consider leaving the house let alone braving this heat to take a wander down william street. does sound good though -enjoy.
     
  18. Radius

    Radius Waiting for the hammer to fall

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    Fixed :teeth: