MISSING NAZI GOLD...

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  1. dirty breaks

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    kenyon @ The Crack Spot

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    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    Is this gonna be like another Klondike? Sounds cool...

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    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    it doesnt turn u into a zombie or evil pirate does it? if not, i'm in
     
  5. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    TO THE AUSTRIA!!! to steal ALL THE GOLD!!!
     
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    excellent. proud of the response so far. we also need some proper Aryans to help us out, if they have a slight Nazi hint to them it would help, maybe they can lead us to the gold and then double cross us? attempt to leave us stranded in a collapsing cave whilst they run with the gold? if any of you know anyone that looks like a baddie from the PS1 Medal of Honour games then get them involved, they will get 2% of the loot. they must have blonde hair, blue eyes, anti-semetic, vorsprung durch technik, Arbeit macht frei, N/S, GSOH.
     
  8. Harry3

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    doesnt moskit have nazi gold or something? in a suitcase? i dunno
     
  9. dirty breaks

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    no that was just him flipping on peyote in Amsterdam, he actually had a Tesco's bag full of Krugerrands.

    I also forgot to say no Jews allowed. they have enough gold as it is. And no gingers either, sorry harry3, you just have to stay in blighty providing technical support to us via Comms-link saying roger papa jaro two zero over and all of that. we need a damsel to be in distress, we could wait for jolians sex change operation but Gumby's returned just in time. also since we are doing this Hollywood style we also need a token black guy to die first, Black Homo is the most obvious choice.
     
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    what about a muslim?
     
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  13. dirty breaks

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    no. that's too obvious. we are going to have to escape to the Riviera and then go our separate ways to various unscrupulous financial institutions in South America, Monaco, Switzerland, Panama etc... we can't have someone looking like a hardcore Neo Nazi smuggling a billion dollars worth of gold bullion in a stolen ferarri over various international borders...

    we need guns for this btw. not necessarily for protection but to look cool. I want a vintage luger. a shiny one.


    @Smarty you are in charge of transport. I trust you enough for that.

    @rocksteadyUK start sexing with women working in off-sure banking, find out what you can about depositing large amounts of gold.

    @Wayne use your connections with London street gangs to acquire kick-ass guns and ammunition.

    report back to me in 0100 hours.




    we could need one of these. for a distraction maybe or a getaway driver. but then it means no bacon sandwiches for the entire exploration, and it means no people with bacon face's, and Karl isn't expendable. we'll need him.
     
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    you mean this thread isnt about moskit? i find that hard to believe. i really do. but very well, long as we get to discriminate against minorities im in. the proud aryan position is still open i take it?
     
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    yh man ill be the getaway driver, just because im not allowed bacon doesnt mean you cant have none.

    ill take a fried egg and beans sammich
     
  16. dirty breaks

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    you can definitely be the proud aryan. and no this thread isn't about moskit. in fact your first job can be to interrogate him to find out where he got his gold from... if it isn't in Germany or Austria then we will have to do a second mission to get it. kill him afterwards if you want. I dont know what this is all in aid of either, apart from getting rich... do we need a cause for all of this?

    good choice in your role and even better choice in sammich. getaway driver gets 4% of all earnings btw.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    i listened to a hole 5 second of that well done
     
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    said it all for me
     
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    forum trip FTW
    nazi banter.